George Clooney

But it does come from George Clooney. I don’t know if he’s worth that much though? You could do so many better and more noble things with that much money, like feed the poor, clothe the poor, give it to the poor…or buy 50 tons of chocolate and eat it in from of street kids. No, that’s not cruel, I’m saving them from cavities, aren’t I? I should get a medal!

But for an AIDS benefit, one boyfriend payed $350 000 for a 7-day getaway cruise and got a peck from Goerge. Also she has the option to have a “special moment” with George Clooney, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia or Don Cheadle. WHY ISN’T BRAD PITT IN THE LIST?!? Damn you Angelina!…and what’s a special moment? How special can we make it? Will they charge me extra for hand-cuffs?