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The last post every week is about Shahid Kapoor. Why? Because we love him!
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Pseudo-celeb, Nicole Richie, fueled pregnancy rumours, after she reportedly turned down an alcoholic drink at alcohol at the YSL Center Dance Arts party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Although some might say this is her trying to avoid the same fate that befell her on-off friend, Paris Hilton, this should quell down that theory.
I too turn down all alcoholic drinks as a matter of principle. Not because I’m pregnant, but because I’m so frickin’ hot. Doctors warn me that if even a drop of alcohol touches my lips, I risk spontaneous combustion.
My Priest also says that to me… except he says that if a drop of alcohol touches my lips I’ll burn FOREVER!!!
Hottie, Halle Berry regrets having the name of her ex tattooed onto her buttocks. The Academy Award winning actress married first hubby, pro baseball player David Justice in 1992 and had his name tattooed on her posterior. When the marriage ended in 1996, Halle had the tattoo changed into a sunflower.
She says,
“I chose a sunflower because when darkness descends they close up to regenerate,But I really wish I’d never had the tattoo in the first place. Clean, clear skin is always better.”
Tattoo’s are never, EVER, a good idea. Think about when you get older! That tattoo of that hot chick you got on your six-pack in the seventies is a sickening reminder of the woman you come home to today… penis et al!!!
So… don’t be a fool… don’t get yourself stabbed repeatedly with a needle making pretty patterns so that ink can be injected into you!!!
Jon Cryer, the star of cinematic masterpieces like “Pretty in Pink” and “two and a half men” is to be wed to fiancee Lisa Joyner, a Los Angeles newswoman, in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico later today. The couple started dating in 2005 and moved in together in 2006.
The happy bride said,
“It’ll be a small ceremony. There will be fireworks. I’m excited about it.”
Is this chick retarded? “I’m excited about it”? Nooo! You don’t say, imagine being excited about your own wedding! And the completely random, “there will be fireworks”… I don’t get it.
It’s like me saying, “I’m going to murder someone tonight. I ate cake. I’m very excited”…
Nicole Richie may or may not be pregnant, in all likelihood she probably is, because she is the only person mean enough to bring a baby into the world just to avoid going to jail…and making another statistic of unwed mothers and a child with a serious psychotic disorder.
Is it just me or is Jessica Alba appearing a bit too much on SoggyCornflakes? I’m gonna tone down the articles about her, just the last one for this week.
Jessica Alba was at the world premiere of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and a British journalist asked the beauty
“So you’ve got a bit of a Paris Hilton hairstyle going on in the film,” Contactmusic quoted Sean, as saying.
To this Alba replied: “I don’t think it looks anything like Paris’ hair actually.”
The actress was later overheard telling a publicist that Sean had gone a bit too far comparing her to the ‘jailbird’.
“Was he telling me I look like a jailbird? That was just so out of order,” she reportedly told the publicist.
Well, I haven’t gotten around to watching the trailer for the movie yet, due to my disgustingly low bandwidth cap…seriously, that’s what I get for living in a third-world country. I’m not sure if the great weather and nice people completely makes up for it. So I don’t know if Jessica looks like Paris or not, and I kinda don’t care. I’m hungry!
Britney Spears must be on the verge of another breakdown, since she seriously thinks she has die-hard fans and hopes to use them to make fun of old party pal Lindsay Lohan.
“Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.”
The first of five possible titles is about the rehabbing Lohan: “Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like.”
Spears, who herself recently left rehab, says the other possibilities are: “What if the Joke is on You,” “Down boy,” “Integrity” and “Dignity.”
Members of her fan club can then vote by clicking on the screen.
My mouth is open in shock here. I think Britney just took the record for using ‘like’ the most times to create, like, a totally meaningless sentence. I don’t know, like, what her freaking, like, problem is. Britney is, like, getting, like, so, like, weird. Aw man, the like bug got me too!
Not really news, more like random information that I feel like telling you about celebrities.
Angelina Jolie says that she communicates best with partner Brat Pitt when she is taking a bath.
“I don’t know how he does it, but … I talk a lot in the bath…It’s easier to talk when you’re naked… Get naked with me, and I’ll talk!”
Well, we always knew Angelina had exhibitionist tendencies and this just proves it. She also talks about what a great father Brad is. Why is she telling us? We know that!
“I’m so happy for my children – especially Mad. I didn’t know if he was ever going to have a dad. So when I watch them having real strong father-son time, or even when Mad tells me, ‘This is a boy thing, Mom’ – it’s just really beautiful to see…I think we both went on a lot of faith – we really did. Our family has grown very quickly, and we have a lot of responsibility together, and we acknowledge that we are lucky we turned out be for each other everything we’d hoped,”
Today’s posts seem to be about Britney Spears or dead people or people who look like they’re dead (i.e Madonna). I’m not sure which is worse but this whole story kinda grosses me out.
John F Kennedy Jr. was the son of former president JFK, though he never knew his dad. There’s always been rumours that the president wasn’t particularly good at keeping his little generals at base camp (rumours of affairs with actress Marilyn Monroe and others) and they often went AWOL and I guess John picked that up from his dad, along with his taste in women…and men.
John found an iconic blonde of his own and the only thing that stopped him from doing the deed with Madonna was lack of a condom…gross thought, considering what Madonna looks like now, but at least they practiced safe sex. In a recent autobiography, it was written about the un-finished relationship between the presidents son and Madonna, and some confidantes accounts of John’s relationships with men. Gross.
I know we’re not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but the dead mustn’t give me reasons to speak ill of them!
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