Britney Spears continues to run after Kevin and chase her mum away as she was reported seen handing her mother a letter. Wow, a letter? It must have been from Britney's lawyers, since it's a well known fact that Britney can't read or write.
The letter apparently told Lynne Spears to stay away from Britney's kids unless she could conduct herself properly. In Britney's world, conducting yourself properly would mean not trying to eat the babies. Don't ask, I'm tired. Sorry for the late posts. Have a good weekend.
I don't really have a story to go with this picture, except that it's just another piece of evidence that Michael Jackson really is that alien he portrayed in Men in Black 2. Those poor kids, they are gonna need some serious therapy when they grow up!
I can't believe she can talk such junk and expect people to believe her! There you go people, Paris's first interview after getting out of jail...otherwise known as "The crappiest crap that you've heard in the history of crappy crap"...and that's just the highlights of the interview. Enjoy poking your eyes out and wiping them over the screen, because that's how bad it is...you will want to hurt yourself.
Enrigue Iglasias thinks girlfriend Anna Kournikova may be a bit jealous and doesn't like him hanging out with his friends. Enrique, on the other hand, thinks the life of his gay friends is great and he should also be set loose to explore.
"My stylist is gay and lives in L.A. and when he came to Miami, he went out. And I asked, 'Your boyfriend doesn't care?' And he said, 'We have an understanding if I'm out of the city.' "When I saw George Michael, he said the same thing... I'm going to have to have a talk with my girl!"
Whatever Enrique, you're associating yourself with a gay stylist and George Michael, who sleeps with any bum he finds lying around...so excuse me if I think that argument won't work with Anna.
Singer Usher and fiancee Tameka Foster have announced that they are expecting their first child.
"We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together...We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives."
So that's why they're getting married! What? Love? Pfft, no-one gets married for love anymore. Ok, so maybe I'm being a bit cynical, but that's just me. The R&B singer is also releasing a new album and will be getting married to Tameka soon. But check how tall this chick is...or maybe Usher is just short. Whatever, he'll always be the little one his whole life now.
Everyone must be so glad that let Paris Hilton out of jail that she had a party thrown for her at her parents mansion. The theme of the part seemed to be all pink as balloons, flowers and roses decorated the party.
Her Aunt says:
"She's very happy to be home - very, very happy. She's going to relax and spend family time.
"I think she's just excited to be at home and be with her family."
So people, it's betting time...how long before we see Paris out and about again, drinking herself under the table? My bet is a week...any takers?
As the days draw closer to the release of the final Harry Potter book, I get more and more excited at the thought. I mean, I don't give a rat's ass...yeah, that sounds like the right response for a girl my age. I hate Harry Potter! I read the first four books like 10 times each and only read the others like twice because they sucked...I mean, I never read Harry Potter, I just skimmed through it.
Anyways, rumours are abound to what will happen and which two main characters will die...Author J.K Rowling hasn't told anyone what will happen (including Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe)...besides her husband and she's hoping that he keeps his mouth shut until the book is released.
Why does anyone have to die? Can't good win over evil without all these malicious deaths? Apparently not, according to Rowling. I don't care...I don't think I could get through another death...I cried when Dumbledore died...I mean, I laughed at Harry's pain as another parental-type-figure left him...-sob-
(oh and the pic...the once upon a time when Daniel Radcliffe was cute and not a theater whore).
Talk about completely off her rocker. Ex-pop princess Britney Spears (as reported previously) was hoping for a reconciliation with maybe-ex-husband Kevin Federline. That was just a rumour, but Britney has proven that she is nothing more than a once-pretty face, by confirming that she wants Kevin back in her life...even though he wants out.
The Post Chronicle reports that the National Enquirer reports that a source close to Britney (probably her maid's dog's dealer's cousin twice removed) has said:
"Britney called Kevin and told him 'I'm not divorcing you! I want my family back!' "He was stunned. The call was about custody rights, and though Kevin suspected Britney has been stalling the divorce because of second thoughts, he was shocked when she told him she wanted him back.
"The conversation grew heated and Kevin said he wasn't interested in a reconciliation.
"Britney got upset and threatened to drag out the divorce for months until he saw things her way and came back to her."
There is one part of me that wants to give Britney a pat on the back. Celebrity marriages seem to be cursed from the start and it's nice to see that someone is trying to make their marriage work. On the other hand, I want to give her a serious kick in the ass because she's so flippin' dumb! First she marries the biggest loser in the Northern hemisphere and now she wants to bribe/beg/blackmail him back to her. Kick you Britney, kick you!
Lindsay Lohan is finally in rehab for her alcoholism and drug abuse, but she will be let out to celebrate her 21st birthday with friends and family. She canceled the Los Angeles party that she had planned (probably because the motto of it was "get drunk and high") but her mum says that Lindsay is doing great.
Well, her mum is pretty stupid, so "doing great" could be synonymous for "crying her eyes out and cutting herself". No, I'm not saying she's doing that...but it could happen. Anything can happen with Lindsay around.
Well, someone finally admits what a superficial, shallow place Hollywood is and is speaking out. Actor Antonio Banderas says that he's looking forward to going home to his native Spain, because Los Angeles was just a working place for him and he hates the city.
"We will end up living in Spain. My wife (actress Melanie Griffith) and I have a very limited social life. When you see actors on the red carpet they seem to know each other but really it's like a wax museum. Los Angeles is probably one of the fakest cities in the world. For me it is a working place."
Well, I have to admire the guy for speaking the truth...and for being kinda hot. But I guess we can all put up living in a superficial hell-hole for the cash those guys make...but how far would you go for money?
Britney Spears continues to run after Kevin and chase her mum away as she was reported seen handing her mother a letter. Wow, a letter? It must have been from Britney's lawyers, since it's a well known fact that Britney can't read or write.
The letter apparently told Lynne Spears to stay away from Britney's kids unless she could conduct herself properly. In Britney's world, conducting yourself properly would mean not trying to eat the babies. Don't ask, I'm tired. Sorry for the late posts. Have a good weekend.
