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Yeah, I kinda feel bad making fun of Britney…it’s like kicking someone while they’re down…then throwing them in a tub full of razor blades and lemon juice…and then pointing at them and going “Hah-hah!”.
Um, getting back to the story, Britney Spears, ex-America’s sweetheart and now obvious trailer trash is firing her agent because he couldn’t get her career back on track. So Britney acts like a petulant child again and blames everything on someone else. Did Larry Rudolph (hee-hee, I wonder if he has a red nose) make you get fat? Did Larry tell you to get married to K-Fed, who at this stage, looks like he’s way too good for you? Did Mr Rudolph -giggle- make you hang out with Paris Hilton? Ok, wait, he did do the last one, but otherwise Britney shouldn’t blame him for her being a has-been.
It has to take a miracle for Britney to make a come-back…You’d need the powers of Superman, the Justice League and George Bush combined…and since the first two are fictional and the last one is a dumbass, I’d say Britney’s career is toast.
Ummm, yeah, I think that’s what he said, from what I understand in his stoned-out ramblings. Or he could have been saying that he gave up drugs because he loves his family…but that’s about the same thing, right?
Anyways, ContactMusic reports that Rocker Pete Doherty has decided to stay off drugs because his family is tired of his ways.
“The people I’m closest to have had enough. They’ve said it’s drugs or them. A lot has changed in the past week.”
Pete’s family must be dissapointed…I think they were hoping he’de choose drugs and just get lost and die in a ditch somewhere…somewhere classy though, because celebrities like Pete should die in a cool place, like a ditch dug by Paris Hilton…I’m losing the plot, aren’t I?
I’m too lazy to actually type anything now, so I’ll let Will entertain you. I’m sure it’s flippin hilarious even though I haven’t watched it myself. Damn dial-up!
Or something equally stupid and pointless. Isn’t it funny when celebrities speak out and act like they’re caring or noble or something. You feel like screaming at them to get back on the set or go vomit some more, you are so FAT. And no, your fatness has nothing to do with you being pregnant. Salma, that kid of yours better be gorgeous and clever…though a case of that hasn’t been reported since I was born.
Yeah, I think I just pissed Salma off bigtime. The Mexican actress has hit out against unfairly high expectations of women, that they are expected to do it all before they can be considered successful.
“Society thinks if you don’t have children, you’ve failed as a woman, even if you are chief executive officer of a company. “You’ve got to be beautiful, smart, skinny, tall, rich, successful at your job, married to the right guy and have genius children. And by the way, you also have to be a nun.”
Nah Salma, believe me, no one expects you to be a nun. Believe me!
Um, yeah, Indian’s are just insane. They seem to all have arsonist tendencies and at a signal, they want to start burning everything they see. When their cricket team exited the Cricket World Cup, they burned pictures of the players (these tendencies are also shared by the Pakistani public) but now they have moved up a step and started burning pictures of Hollywood actors and their own Bollywood sweethearts.
Shilpa Shetty (made internationally famous after winning Celebrity Big Brother) is now involved in another controversy after she was repeatedly kissed in public by actor Richard Gere. Richard, 57, held Shilpa in his arms and kissed her repeatedly on the cheek… apparently Richard hasn’t spent enough time in India, because that is a major No-No in India, as are all public displays of affection.
The pair appeared at a press conference yesterday to highlight HIV and AIDS amongst Indian truck-drivers, but now the kiss has sparked protests all over India and basically, all Richard and Shilpa’s work has been undone. But you know, pissing off the Indian public is pretty funny. My next stunt will be to walk all over India riding a cow and eating lots of Big Macs, then they’ll light fires. Pretty fires…oooh…pwetty!
I know pregnant women get fat and have cravings, but Charlotte Church seems to be coming all out. Her mummy is reporting that Charlotte is addicted to pizza and has to eat some everyday, a slice at all meals. The “Voice of an Angel†star is pregnant with boyfriend Gavin Henson’s baby.
Charlotte, I know you think you can work this out after the baby is born but that thing is gonna be born a blob. It won’t drink milk like normal babies, it’ll want cheese in a can/ Girl, if you wanna have a career after this, lay off the junk. Better yet, send it to me…I’m having a bit of a pizza craving right now too. Mmmm, Pizza!
US magazine poll has topped Jude Law as the biggest man-whore in Hollywood…ok, they named his affair with nanny Daisy Wright as the sneakiest affair as he was dating Sienna Miller at the time. But those are basically the same things, right? I don’t like Jude or Sienna, but I feel slightly sorrier for her because no gal should be cheated on. Guys who cheat on their wives/girlfriends should be sent on an all-male Survivor season…let’s see them get it on there!
Other contenders were Billy Crudrup, Kieth Urban, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs and Meg Ryan…charming who much scum there is out there…and surprising how much we care about their lives. When they fall, we laugh.
Whoever said blood is thicker than water is a dumbass or so says Angelina Jolie…ok, maybe she didn’t say that, but she might as well have. She’s giving little signs that she prefers her adopted children over her biological daughter Shiloh.
Apparently Brad is the one who looks after Shiloh while she minds the other kids. www.examiner.com says:
Allegedly, the Oscar winner has delegated care of the child almost entirely to her baby-daddy, Brad Pitt.
“Angie doesn’t change Shiloh’s diapers or hold her when she cries,†a source told the tab. “One time, Shiloh was having a tantrum and Angie just told Brad to quiet her down because she was upsetting the other kids.â€
The magazine claims Papa Pitt has angrily accused his partner of not loving the tot — once even storming out of their Hollywood Hills house with Shiloh, while Angelina remained with the couple’s adopted kids: Maddox, 5; Pax, 3; and Zahara, 2.
Angelina herself has admitted to seeing her adopted children in a different light. “I think I feel so much more for [them] because they’re survivors, they came through so much,†she recently told the U.K. Elle. “Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her.â€
Ok, that’s mean! Poor Shiloh, she’s a kid, it’s not her fault she was born to such a hot dad and a life of affluence, just like it wasn’t Pax, Zahara’s or Maddox’s fault that they grew up in situations that were miserable. Angelina, lemme show you real compassion. You know, whenever a beggar comes to me at the robot begging or money, I throw my hot coffee in his face and laugh maniacally until the light turns green…how’s that for Mother Teresa-like love?
Again, one of those mixed up stories that could be in any of the blogs, but I’m putting it in here, mainly because I’m too lazy to find another story for today. The troubled former world champion is looking for any way to get some more money, after squandering $300 million (editor’s note: WTF? How does someone do that?) and declaring bankruptcy in 2003.
Now that Tyson is retired from the ring, he’s looking to do some fancy footwork in a dance sequence for Firoz Nadiadwala’s new film Fool and Final, starring Shahid Kapoor and Kareena Kapoor.
Yeah, that’s scary. Mike Tyson is a flippin ugly dude (see above). If I collapse while watching Fool and Final, it’s because I swooned while watching Shahid or fainted when seeing Mike dance.
Supermodel Naomi Campbell pleads guilty to the misdemeanour charge that she threw a cell phone at her maid, but paints the incident like this:
“I threw a cellphone in the apartment. The cellphone hit Ana, This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her.â€
Um, Ok Naomi, the world believes you, it happens. All of us throw our phones at the general direction of the maid and we’re very shocked when it hits her (even though I was giving myself points if I got her in the eye…hehe).
Anyways, Naomi has to pay her maid’s medical expenses, do 5 days of community service and attend 2 days anger-management program. WHAT?!? That’s it?! They sentenced me to a month in jail when I accidently shot a cop…except replace accidently with maybe on purposely…hey, I didn’t want a ticket! I wasn’t speeding! 90 in a 60 km zone isn’t fast! I was just drag-racing outside the preschool…what’s the worst that could have happened?
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