Demi wants babies, Lindsay drives like a baby, Angelina acts like a baby
Author: tigger // Category: Angelina Jolie, Ashton Kutcher, Brad Pitt, Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan
In Celebrity news today…
Everyone’s favourite Royal Harry (wait, does anyone even have a favourite royal? I think I’ll put a poll up for it and get back to you) is in Namibia with his South African girlfriend Chelsy…erm, ya and that’s it. No drunkenness, No sex (from what we see anyways) and no Nazi costumes.
Lindsay Lohan crashes her car…again. What’s this? Does this girl have a death wish? Chick, if you wanna die, just slash your wrists! Incidentally, this is her fourth accident in 18 months…you go girl!
Ok, Demi Moore is delusional…she wants more kids…with Ashton! OMG, this is just sad. Demi says having a 28-year old toy boy for a husband is her idea of happiness. While I’ll agree and say having a cute husband is great, how does she wake up every morning knowing that he will always be hotter and younger than her, no matter how much nip-and-tuck she has? That’s my idea of depression…oh well, hold onto him for as long as you can Demi.
While I think Angelina is kewl…you know, by helping out orphans and all that shit…seriously, can’t she give Jennifer Aniston a break? Jenny invited her former in-laws over for Thanksgiving dinner (who had arrived to meet Brad and Ange, but didn’t know they were in India and thus, didn’t have a place to go). Now come on, that was sweet of Jennifer…Angelina, you got your man, now shut up! And go adopt another orphan while you’re doing it!
Blah, blah, blah. I know there’s other celeb news out there, but you can’t expect me to tell you all! I’ve only got 2 hands! If you have something ultra-juicy that you wanna tell me…email me: celebnews@soggycornflakes.com
