SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Shah Rukh Khan, the hero from Om Shanti Om and the villain from Don recently showed why he should have been in the running for Krrish when he saved a group of schoolchildren from a horrible, monstrous...

Click here to find out what the monster is. Hah, made you click!

Or bored out of your minds for a good few hours. I have, with a lot of knowledge and research, compiled a list of the worst Bollywood movies of the last few months. Making the soon-to-be-infamous list are turds like Jimmy, Saawariya, Welcome...dum, dum, dum...

Read here to get the rest!

You know the parents that insist that their children are miniature Einsteins? That their teachers are at fault for their bad marks rather than accepting the fact that the kid has the IQ of a blank book? They will insist this fact even as the kid stands next to them drooling. This is Rimi Sen, who insists that the fact that she's acted in crap movies like Garam Masala and Deewane Huye Paagal is due to the fact that she had bad scripts.

Find out how she's planning to remedy the situation here.

Kinda...by supports, I mean he hopes to draw Indian-Americans to leave 4th of July celebrations and watch his movie in theatres. Love Story 2050, starring Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja, is all about love and the future...while the 4th of July is about the past and revenge...I think.

Read the whole story here. Heehee, story...I made a pun, I'm funny.

When there is no Indian women in the world's top 10 most beautiful women, Maxim decided that an Indian poll would only be the fair way to decide it.

The new list now includes Priyanka Chopra, Bipasha Basu and Katrina Kaif who tops the list.

Click here to find out who are the rest and which two non-Indian ladies were considered good enough to make it on the list.

It's never a good idea to bank on a Bollywood kid, because most offspring of famous people suck. Take Mimoh Chakraborty for example, he destroyed Jimmy...or maybe it destroyed him? Either way, having to live up to successful Bollywood spawn like Abhishek Bachchan is never an easy task.

Read all about Mimoh's failure here.

Eva Longoria has recently been pictured with a suspicious inflated stomach which has obviously fueled speculation that the Desperate Housewives actress is pregnant.

Even though the actress has seen that she and husband Tony Parker would love to have kids, she has not confirmed that she is pregnant. I mean, Angelina Jolie was walking around with circus tent dresses and was obviously pregnant before she admitted that she was pregnant, so we may have to wait a while before we get any confirmation from Eva. Even then, Jack Black spilled the beans...

Her publicist says,

"We do not talk about clients' personal lives."

Then what the heck are they there for?

Um, I think she has...

Reports suggest that Sienna Miller is tired of boyfriend Rhys Ifans's paranoia and is calling it quits...or is at least demanding a break.

A source reports,

"Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages. She went mad and Rhys said he was looking for what he called 'incriminating evidence'."

Ok, even I think that's a too much. Next he'll be going through her cupboards, looking for naked pool boys and such...um, I think I've read too many dirty jokes.

Even though Sienna is engaged to Rhys, her friends say that Sienna just agreed to his proposals (he proposed 3 times) because she didn't want to lose him but has now decided that the relationship has run it's course and she wants out.

In case you're a Britney Spears fan and you think that ex-boyfriend was the worst thing that ever happened to her, you are more than welcome to go hurt him. Says who? He does.

He recently released a kinda sex tape that's doing the round of the internet and has subsequently received death threats from Britney fans, and he says,

"I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I'm taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile."

Um, he has a role in the industry? Riiiight...(I'm saying that in a Doctor Evil accent, in case I didn't convey that over the blog).

This isn't the first time Adnan was threatened, he was stabbed by a fan last year and he has made his feelings clear, he is a moron and is asking for trouble.

"Yes I was injured. This is still being investigated.

"I can't say much about the cowardly attack other than, a) you better come a lot stronger than that if you want to make a point and b) most will be surprised by those behind it."

Speaking of another Britney ex, Kevin Federline was recently voted "Dad of the Year" by some LA nightclub...just the fact that it's a nightclub nomination tells you that the award is not satirical. On the other hand, when Britney is the mom...

Or at least, she thinks so. Either that or her brain has melted into liquid goop (which sadly enough is quite likely) making her think that she looks so good making goo-goo eyes at her husband.

Amy Winehouse was warned for flirting in court, when she attended the pre-trail hearing of her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, on the counts of grevious bodily harm and obstructing the course of justice or whatever. She spent the hearing blowing kisses at her husband, and mouthing "I love you". She also cleverly told him to come sit next to her. Eventually the judge told her to stop and she walked out of the court, after telling Fielder-Civil "You're fit". Delusions are funny, aren't they?

When asked how he was looking by the press, Amy said,

"Gorgeous as f**k, haven't you seen him?"

Ah, she might look like hell and smell like crap, but at least she still has a sense of humour.