SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Even though Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif have become a successful screen jodi, other people may not like their closeness, especially Akki’s wife Twinkle Khanna.

Apparently Twinkle’s coldness towards Katrina has led to Akki’s avoidance of Kat and missing her calls at the IIFA awards.

Katrina says that all these rumours are crap,

“People need to stop imagining so much. This is pure imagination on someone’s part. Akshay Kumar came in for the show in the night and left right after as he had a flight to catch.

I had dinner with Twinkle and some of her friends after that and even my mom was with me. So what’s with these stories?”

Well, there’s never smoke without a fire…

Why is it that girls and their mother-in-laws have so many issues but guys and their mother-in-laws get along perfectly well? Or is it because mother-in-laws don’t have to worry about the other man in their daughter’s lives, because she knows that she’ll always be the only woman? I wonder how that works with gay couples…anyways, psychology aside, welcome back to full-fledged SoggyCornflakes reporting.

Today’s top stories…

Dimple Kapadia, mother of Twinkle Khanna who’s the wife of Akshay Kumar is so proud of her son-in-law.

“My chest swells with pride whenever his name is mentioned,”

“I feel very happy for him and am extremely proud of him. But it’s not just because he’s my son-in-law. I have always believed in him and God has been kind to him. He’s very hard-working and disciplined,”

Huh, is it him that’s making her swell or all those twinkies? The cool thing about saris and shalwar kameez’s? They totally don’t show that you’re putting on weight…until you get to that elephant stage (Dimple) and then you just can’t hide it anymore.

Twinkle Khanna must curse the day that she started dating Akshay Kumar. When people hook up after cheating on others, do they live their whole lives suspicious that their spouse might cheat on them? That’s a psychological dilemma and a good thesis topic, if someone wants to use it, go ahead.

Anyways, back to the topic. Priyanka Chopra has been offered a role opposite Akshay but has turned it down, without any reasonable excuse. It could stem from the fact that she and Akshay were rumoured to be having an affair on the set of their last movie (as all co-stars are…randy actors!) but since it’s the fate of all co-stars, is there another reason keeping Priyanka away?

Let’s not spread malicious rumours but I hear that Twinkle has banned Akshay from acting with Priyanka again or he’ll be risking their marriage.

But who cares about that? Let’s talk about Akshay’s abs…he, like every other steroid-swilling actor will now also feature a 6-pack when acting in his new movie Blue, that movie that Priyanka wouldn’t act in.

It’s one of those slow news days, so you’ll have to excuse the quality and/or the relevance of the posts. Do you really want to know where Akshay Kumar and Twinkle Khanna are or what they’re doing there? If yes, carry on reading, if no, skim to the next post. I’d also advise the latter if you like Akshay Kumar and don’t want to read about him getting thrashed in a tasteless and cruel manner.

The two boring actors usually stay indoors (where they belong) but now they come out to annoy all Akshay haters. The two recently made an appearance at the Mithya Premiere. I wish there was something else to add, but there isn’t.

They really are a very boring couple.