Seeing that Bollywood is filled with so much intelligence, it seems natural that geniuses like Tulip Joshi will look down on the common fat folk. What with her cinematic classics like Dil Maange More and Mere Yaar ki Shaadi hai, and the fact that she invented a new religion in which she speaks to dead people, I would be ashamed if she didn’t think of fatties as lower life forms.

Anyway, here’s a recent interview with Ms. Joshi,

Brawny people are mostly dumb: Tulip Joshi

Q: How is your ideal man like?
A. What he is, nothing more and nothing less. I don’t believe in making assumptions.

Q: What are the must have qualities in your man?
A- Honesty. I can’t tolerate lies and deceit.

Q: He should be from Bollywood or from outside?
A- Does that really matter? Till the time he loves me, it’s ok if he is into business, job or anything else. (Laughs) Maybe I am saying all this because he is from outside the film industry and we are very happy together.

Q: If you had to choose between brainy and brawny, which would it be and why?
A-Definitely brainy because its only the brain which makes one successful. Brawny people are mostly dumb.

Q: You would go for inner or outer beauty?
A- Spiritual. I am heavily into spirituality and that’s’ what would work for me.

Q: Is a sense of humour a must?
A- Yeah it is. This is what makes him unique. He rocks because of his amazing ability to make others laugh.

Q: How much is the importance of calls and SMSs in our relationship:
A-It’s an essential part in our lives. In other words, it’s a must. How can a relationship survive without proper communication?

Q- What would be the next level of your relationship like?
A- That’s secondary for me at the moment. I am into a serious committed relationship right now and so marriage and the next level, whatever that may mean, is not at all important for me.

Q: Your take on metro-sexuality?
A-I don’t mind him being metro-sexual. Unlike others, I would not say they (metro-sexual men) are sissy.

Q: What would your most romantic getaway with him?
A- It has to be Venice. It’s so beautiful.

My head hurts from reading crap like this.

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