I've already written a bit about this, but there is a lot of hype surrounding Imran Khan and Sanjay Dutt in their next movie Kidnap. The critics are already raving about the newly released promo.
I've been reading rave reviews about the newly released promo of Sanjay Dutt's and Imran Khan's new movie Kidnap, where Imran is already branching out from his boy-next-door avatar. Some viewers seem to think it's a battle between young and old. Some say that the lines spoken in the dialogue are so convincing and menacing that they just want to watch the trailer again and again.
Guess what? They're talking crap.
Yeah...Hell definitely is here in the form of this movie. Ok, maybe it won't be that bad but people need to stop hyping it up. Sanjay's "Go to hell" sounds so stupid.
Firstly, where are all these stories when I'm looking for Shahid Kapoor stories on a Friday? Damn news agencies, they only release the good stories on a Monday.
Secondly, why are all the 'boddaas' (old guys) in Bollwyood going after Shahid? First it was Salman Khan that had a problem with Shahid and now Sanjay Dutt has also jumped on the bandwagon.
This story started several years ago (ok, like 2 years ago) when Shahid and Sanjay were working together on Vaah, Life ho Toh Aisi! and even though Sanjay was acting with Shahid in almost every scene, he didn't appreciate the fact that Shahid mostly kept to himself between scenes and wasn't particularly friendly towards him. SO that's why Sanjay refused to work with Shahid in his next movie, insisting that the director could cast anyone besides Shahid.
So the role in Sanjay's movie Kidnap eventually went to Imran Khan...which is obviously Sanjay's loss. Sanjay is also close friends with Salman, so I guess they could bounce their I-hate-Shahid rants off each other.
A friend of Shahid's explains the incident with Sanjay,
"Shahid is a reserved person who doesn't take liberties with any of the senior co-stars. He has always been in awe of Sanjay Dutt and he maintained his distance out of deep respect. His deference was probably miscued by Dutt."
I swear, these old guys in Bollywood are far too up their own butts to see anything.
Blue is supposed to be an action film but I think they might be overdoing the action when Akshay Kumar and Sanjay Dutt were involved in an underwater stunt that almost went so wrong.
The story here is that Akki and Sanju were sitting with cameraman Peter Zuccarni to shoot a scene where a submarine or ship or something had to be blasted. According to the report, the three were underwater but because of the intensity of the blast...something bad should have happened?
I hate these vague news stories that don't give all the details but anyways, it was Peter who saved Akshay's and Sanjay's ass. For guys that are supposed to be action heroes, they're kinda wussy.
Although the question is, is Katrina Kaif ready to get married or will he spring up with a surprise mail order bride? Yeah, that doesn't make sense but the story is boring. The only way I can spice up the story is by adding mail-order brides.
Salman Khan recently gave an interview, discussing new TV show "Dus Ka Dum" (Power of 10) and his love life...he has a very interesting view, self-deprecating at times and arrogance to rival Shah Rukh Khan's at others.
So you are comfortable hosting this show?
Oh certainly. It also does not require the host to be very intelligent. I think they got the right person to host this show. (Winks)
Is that confidence?
See, I might not be the best host but I don’t think anyone else could have done this job better. I will do pretty much the same thing…acting and I know that is the only thing I can do to my best ability.
And what about SRK giving you some handy tips on hosting this show?
(He...he…he…pauses…ha...ha…ha….) How could that even come to your mind? Why will he give me tips? And why should I take tips from him?
Ouch.
Tell me honestly…are you confident that this show will be a hit?
Yes I am. I know my fan following and I have left everything to them. They turned so many of my bad films into hits, so I am sure they will make this show a hit too.
What about the idea of calling SRK on the show and make him play with you?
I haven’t thought of it.
But he called you on KBC. Wasn’t that a great episode?
I think that was the best episode. I am sure no other episode of KBC was as popular as was the one where I was there. It was a brilliant episode and I enjoyed it. But I haven’t decided on calling Shah Rukh yet. I have my favourites like Sanjay Dutt whom I would love to have on this show.
I bet you some irresponsible blogger or journalist will twist those words and make it sound like Salman and SRK aren't getting along. So don't you think those insults are thinly veiled? Salman is jealous of Shah Rukh's experience and success on TV and is too proud to take advice from him. See how easy it is?
When asked about his personal life,
Okay…when are you getting married?
Someday very soon…
Very soon?
Yes, it will happen as and when it happens but one thing is sure that I will get married. I also have my duties towards my parents. They are getting old and who doesn’t want to see his son or daughter get married. I will definitely marry because it’s a beautiful thing to happen.
So will Salman, like his dad, have more than one beautiful thing at a time?
No, not when they're bing bullied or anything, though I guess he would do that if they were.
If anyone has watched One Two Three, they know that the movie was...ahem, lacking in any kind of talent. There is always a chance that it's director might have been on crack (as the majority are...hehe, controversy) releasing trash like this. But no one said you had to be sober to direct. Sanjay Dutt supposedly had second thoughts on working with Ashwini Dheer, the master behind One Two Three.
But because Sanjay's pal Sunil Shetty is the producer of Ahswini's next movie, Sanjay swallows his pride and prepares to have a flop movie. When asked why he didn't want to do the movie, Sanju says,
"Where do these rumours stem from? I'm very much a part of the film, Sunil is my brother and I'll do anything for him!"
This is the part where I say something witty...you guys think of something funny, please. I'm out of here. Til tomorrow.
Apparently, they aren't. So what was the big deal involving Sanjay Dutt's marriage to Manyata Whatever-her-surname-is?
Stupid publicity junkies, all desperate for a little piece of the tabloid page.
Apparently, since Manyata's actual husband stepped up to claim that he was still married to Manyata, Sanjay has stepped back from his new wife and has even told the court that there's no actual proof that they got married. Well, I think that's what he's trying to say. This legal jargon goes completely over my head.
Um, and that's all that there is to that news. So how's your Wednesday going?
Because she was never divorced from her last husband. Talk about an anti-climax. After all the fuss, the confusion, the family-feuds...it turns out that Sanjay Dutt and Manyata whatever-her-surname-is were never legally married.
Apparently her previous marriage was never annulled and her current husband has no idea that they were even divorced. Her current husband has stepped up and his lawyer says,
"Mehraj was not even aware of his divorce from Manyata, and thus it is not valid and legal."
Hee hee, isn't it fun when people just get married and divorced for no reason? It makes me laugh, looking at their shallow, pathetic and empty lives, using wealth and power as substitutes for love and affection...empty, meaningless lives...loads and loads of money...I WANNA BE THEM!!!
After the huge fuss he created with his shock wedding, alienating family members allround, Sanjay Dutt has decided that he doesn't actually want to get married to Manyata and is asking for their marriage to be declared null and void.
And here's the bunch of legal jargon that's supposed to explain what's going on,
South Goa's Salcette Sub Registrar's office said that both have filed a joint declaration stating that they do not desire to solemnise their marriage under the Portuguese Civil Code, 1867.
The duo in their affidavit has said that they have been informed that marriage in Goa is governed by the Portuguese Civil Code, 1867. Both have declared that they intended to get married as per the Special Marriage Act, 1954.
"We are now informed that this Act is not extended to the state of Goa," the declaration reads.
With a desire to revoke and withdraw their declaration of marriage, the duo has said the documents annexed therewith be treated as withdrawn and cancelled from all legal effect.
Any clue? Yeah, me neither. But let's just say that their shaadi is going to be annulled. See what happens when you marry old women with weird names? Now you know.
After the drama that accompanied Sanjay Dutt's marriage to Manyata whats-her-surname, it seems like they might not actually be married after all.
Some dude who's slightly infamous for sending vulgar texts to celebrities (seriously, how to whack-jobs like him get celebrities cellphone numbers and sane stalkers like me don't even have Shahid Kapoors? No fair!) is saying that he is Manyata's husband and their divorce has not been finalised. Mehraj Shaikh also claims that they have a two-year-old daughter who is being looked after by Manyata's mother. How hard is it to get a divorce? All he has to do is text her "I divorce you" 3 times. Like seriously, some Islamic cleric said it was OK to get divorced via SMS. But he sounds like the type that will try and screw Sanjay out off a few crores to give Manyata the divorce, if he is actually married to her.
Other problems for Sanjay and Manyata also involve their marriage papers having to be cleared by some legal department.
Though hey, let's look on the bright side. If he wasn't actually married, he could do it all over again, this time inviting his daughter and relatives before hand. It's like a reset button...except it's for real life! Man, I need one of those.
No, not when they're bing bullied or anything, though I guess he would do that if they were.
If anyone has watched One Two Three, they know that the movie was...ahem, lacking in any kind of talent. There is always a chance that it's director might have been on crack (as the majority are...hehe, controversy) releasing trash like this. But no one said you had to be sober to direct. Sanjay Dutt supposedly had second thoughts on working with Ashwini Dheer, the master behind One Two Three.
But because Sanjay's pal Sunil Shetty is the producer of Ahswini's next movie, Sanjay swallows his pride and prepares to have a flop movie. When asked why he didn't want to do the movie, Sanju says,
Because she was never divorced from her last husband. Talk about an anti-climax. After all the fuss, the confusion, the family-feuds...it turns out that Sanjay Dutt and Manyata whatever-her-surname-is were never legally married.
Apparently her previous marriage was never annulled and her current husband has no idea that they were even divorced. Her current husband has stepped up and his lawyer says,
After the huge fuss he created with his shock wedding, alienating family members allround, Sanjay Dutt has decided that he doesn't actually want to get married to Manyata and is asking for their marriage to be declared null and void.
And here's the bunch of legal jargon that's supposed to explain what's going on,
After the drama that accompanied Sanjay Dutt's marriage to Manyata whats-her-surname, it seems like they might not actually be married after all.
Some dude who's slightly infamous for sending vulgar texts to celebrities (seriously, how to whack-jobs like him get celebrities cellphone numbers and sane stalkers like me don't even have Shahid Kapoors? No fair!) is saying that he is Manyata's husband and their divorce has not been finalised. Mehraj Shaikh also claims that they have a two-year-old daughter who is being looked after by Manyata's mother. How hard is it to get a divorce? All he has to do is text her "I divorce you" 3 times. Like seriously, some Islamic cleric said it was OK to get divorced via SMS. But he sounds like the type that will try and screw Sanjay out off a few crores to give Manyata the divorce, if he is actually married to her.
Other problems for Sanjay and Manyata also involve their marriage papers having to be cleared by some legal department.
Though hey, let's look on the bright side. If he wasn't actually married, he could do it all over again, this time inviting his daughter and relatives before hand. It's like a reset button...except it's for real life! Man, I need one of those.