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Quite a decent video actually. You can see Salman Khan ‘nach’ to ‘Tenu Leke’ from Salaam-e-Ishq, Kareena trying to be hot to a rendition of ‘Yeh Mera Dil’ from Don and Rakhi going all patriotic.
This is going to be very entertaining.
Zee TV is either getting rather desperate or they’re brave pioneers stepping into unknown territories. That new territory is Rakhi Sawant. Zee have reportedly given the Buddha Mar Gaya actress her own talk show.
The show, called “Rakhi Ka Phone Aaya Hai” (There’s a phone call for Rakhi/Rakhi has called in…yeah, I get confused since the title can be interpreted both ways) is supposed to be a talk show similar to “Koffee with Karan“, where Rakhi will interview celebrities and talk about films, sports, politics and whatever she feels like.
Like I said, this is gonna be fun…though I will bet anyone good money that she won’t be able to drag one A-lister onto that show.
I think it’s about time to lose all respect for Yash Raj films, when they can’t get any other actress besides Rakhi Sawant.
Though the reports are a bit confusing, since Yahs Raj reps claim this,
“Yes, Rakhi Sawant has been signed for YRF production in a Shahid Kapoor and Rani Mukherjee starrer film,”
And yet Rakhi has no idea about the offer,
“Who told you about this? I don’t want to comment on this.”
“It’s my dream to work with Yash Raj. I am dying to work with them and if I get an opportunity to work with them, it would be like a dream come true.”
That’s very strange, since I’d expect Rakhi to be shouting from the rooftops that she’s a serious actress and Yash Raj is finally seeing her potential. Could this be a very elaborate prank that will blow up in Rakhi’s face on the 1st April or has Yash Raj finally seen the light and see Rakhi as their new muse?
My vote is for April’s fool.
Just when you think that Rakhi Sawant is the epitome of elegance, into the picture steps Sherlyn Chopra. I’ve never seen such classiness, such grace, such dignity, and such refinement. Could it be that Bollywood has found it’s new goddess?
Sherlyn Chopra, ladies and gentlemen, wishes to present to you the modern woman. The one who wishes to please others, the one who wants to bring smiles to people’s eyes, the one who changed the shape of her butt so guys could have a good time looking at it.
“None of the Bollywood heroines have butts like Salma Hayek and JLo. Though I was always curvy but I wanted to change the way my derrière looked. Since I wanted to raise the bar and reach out to a bigger audience, I felt it was essential to have the right statistics.”
So she got plastic surgery, paying 2.5 million rupees for the work. Wow, I’m sure she’ll get more item songs now! She’ll be reaching a wider audience, ranging from your pubescent teenage boys and going as far as dirty old men. Score!
Oh, and the icing on the cake. She’s picking fights with other women (read: publicity whores) who may be a threat to her status. Recently, she had an encounter with Rakhi Sawant, whom she supposedly called ‘pagli’ (which is actually cute and not insulting)
“Rakhi started it all when she called me ‘nangi’ just because I was wearing a brassiere along with tight leather trousers. The top was heavily embellished and it was looking quite classy on me,”
“And who does she think she is? She wears such cheap outfits. Yeh toh wahi baat hui woh Karen toh chamatkar aur hum Karen to balatkar. I am using this lingo because Rakhi Sawant will understand it!”
Two cats rolling in the litter box of Bollywood, fighting over the leftover scraps? Sexy…Meow.
Now for the less famous Bollywood couple, Abhishek (insert surname here) and Rakhi Sawant have broken up. If you think it’s a publicity stunt, you’re probably right. Rakhi hasn’t been in the tabloids for ages and this must be irking her considerably.
It all started out as a little argument that ended up in a screaming match where Rakhi insisted that her live-in boyfriend move out. He obviously did just that and it’s official, if you care enough to bother paying attention, that is. Rakhi and her boyfriend are over.
He says,
“Yes it’s true that we have broken up, but I don’t want to speak about it.”
“We did have a fight but I am desperately trying to get through to Rakhi. It was a minor argument that escalated into something big. I also lost my temper and ended up saying things; which, in retrospect, seem harsh. I want to talk to her and make her understand my point of view. I hope that she forgets and forgives whatever happened.”
She says,
“I am not in a frame of mind to talk about Abhishek and don’t know how to react to this situation.”
This is good news for guys who want a girlfriend made of plastic and girls who want a guy who’s main occupation is dancing without a shirt. A good day for single people in the world who want to live everyday trying to get the attention of the press…aw, aren’t they lucky? Just in time for valentine’s day too!
Rakhi Sawant is without a doubt one of the most talented and fresh faces in Bollywood today. She’s cute, she’s sexy, she’s got a great fashion sense and she’s smart. I just don’t get why people consider her a C-grade actress…when she’s clearly a D-list one.
Yeah, I know I’m not being very nice…but I’m not paid to be a nice person. Actually, I’m not really paid at all, sadly. Back to Rakhi, the actress/dancer (snigger) recently spent Diwali with boyfriend Abhishek and his parents. While that seems like a crucial step up the aisle, or around the sacred fire, Rakhi says she’s not looking to get married just yet because she and Abhishek want to build up their careers (giggle).
“They had come to visit. Yes, our parents do want us to get married. But we don’t want to marry yet. Right now we want to concentrate on our careers. Shaadi kar ke kya karlenge? Everyone gets married. Big deal! And after marriage, love tends to die, especially in showbiz,”
“With both of us working, there’s the danger that I and Abhi will get less work after marriage. We don’t have a good fortune like Ajay Devgan and Kajol or Shah Rukh Khan and Gauri. Let us both make something out of our lives. Then we’ll shout out our marriage plans from the rooftops. Abhi to main khadi bhi nahin hui hoon theek se,”
I’m not sure what khadi means, so can’t translate that final bit for you. But Rakhi shouldn’t really worry about her career being dented by marriage…she’s been in the industry 8 years and been flooded with success of course, so with her and Abhishek combined, they can be the the super-couple that everyone looks up to. I was surprised with her honesty though and have to give her full credit for her confession.
“At the moment we don’t have time to do anything except ‘Nach Baliye’. I did do an item song in Rakesh Roshan’s Krazzy 4. But I won’t lie to you. I’m not flooded with offers,”
You don’t say…
While playing a prostitute however, so I don’t know how much of a compliment that is.
Rani Mukherjee’s portrayal of the prostitute Gulab in Saawariya was commended, and people noticed that her body language and speech was similar to Rakhi Sawant’s. Rakhi wandered onto the sets one day (or was invited, whatever) and Snajy Leela Bhansali liked her way of speaking and decided to make Rani act like her.
A source says,
“That’s when Sanjay Leela Bhansali heard Rakhi speak and decided to incorporate her cute and wonky way of speaking the English language into Rani’s character,”
Rakhi was obviously delighted of course, as she is whenever she gets any attention and gushed:
“I wasn’t aware of the similarities. I’m a big Sanjay Leeela Bhansali fan and I adore Rani. Yes, he had invited me to the sets. He made me feel very special. When I watched him shoot with Rani, I became an even bigger fan of Sanjayji. Even a walk-on part in his film is invaluable,”
Cute…it could have been worse I guess, they could have made her dress like Rakhi.
You know how some companies feel that getting celebrities advertise their wares will make us buy it? I don’t know about you guys, but most of them just put me off. This is a prime example of why I will never buy this Mint-O-Fresh bubblegum/sweet/whatever. Just looking at the sickly green wrapper will remind me of Rakhi Sawant and her sickly green excuse for a “shalwaar kameez”.
And I use that term in the loosest way possible. Get it? Loose…and Rakhi? Hehehe…yeah, way too much coke today.
Only Rakhi would be able to take a churidar and make it this sleazy. Mint-O-Fresh is Rakhi’s only endorsement deal ever (we should count our blessings)…this either proves that the PR people at Mint-O-Fresh are really desperate or have some kind of mental retardation. Guess what the slogan for the commercial is: Agar Rakhi ko karna hain impress, toh khaayo Minto Fresh (If you want to impress Rakhi, eat Mint-O-Fresh). Here’s my version: Agar Rakhi ko karna hain distress, phir na loo Minto Fresh (If you want to distress Rakhi, don’t buy Minto Fresh). What? Did I ever say I was a poet?
Nach Baliye 3 should be fun, especially since Rakhi Sawant is sure she’s going to win. But hey, even immense and unending talent as Rakhi’s needs some competition and cat fights and that will be coming from Kashmira Shah. Kashmira and her boyfriend managed to get full points in the episode, adding salt to the wounds when she told Rakhi that no-one would be interested in her since she has gotten her implants removed.
:-O. Rakhi had implants?! Oh my word, I totally didn’t know. Wow, who would have thought that the Rakhi Sawant, the epitome of all that is classy would have implants. Her doctor must be brilliant…you so couldn’t tell!
Kash says that she never dissed Rakhi and Rakhi talks about other random things that no-one really cares about.
“I have so much fire that you cannot handle it, and whenever I am on stage I act without considering the circumstances. So I think people will be interested in my dance and not anything else. I am ready to face any sort of challenge.”
Yes Rakhi, you are hot, hot, hot. You make normal girls like us want to throw ourselves off bridges and buildings because we know, no matter how hard we try, we’ll never match up to your grace, charm and elegance.
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