SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

I like Paresh Rawal, he's funny. He recently spoke about his new movie and his comments about Mallika Sherawat on the sets of Maan Gaye Mughal-e-Azam.

His new movie will be Paresh's first international film entitled The Virgin Goat where Paresh plays the role of a farmer who's taking his goat, which is in heat, to find a mate. I don't know how big his role is but apparently, that's all his character is interested is.

Paresh was heard saying on the sets of Maan Gaye Mughal-e-Azam that Mallika was the sole reason for global warming. Does that mean he sees her as the variations in earth's orbit around the Sun, changes in solar luminosity, volcanic eruptions, and atmospheric greenhouse gas concentrations? Kidding, he's just using a really bad pick up line to say that she's hot.

"Ha, I did say that. I don't deny it. But only as a joke. I'm constantly passing quips on the sets. And this was one of them. Little did I know that it would be the talk of the town. I've just landed in Mumbai and everyone is asking me about it."

Wow, that really must have been a slow news day!

Another interview post because I'm just feeling too sick to update properly here. Akshaye Khanna hasn't been in the news for a while, possible because he's so boring, but since his new movie, Mere Baap Pehle Aap (My Father, You First) is coming out, the media wants to talk to him.

Q. What’s the most important part of this film? A. The most interesting part of the film was rebuking Paresh Rawal. Because, in my real life, I would never have chance to scream at my father. I think audience will have a great chance to watch a feel good movie after a long gap. You will certainly feel better with everything around you after watching the film. Q. Priyadarshan, Abbas Mastan and Anil Kapoor believe in your acting ability. Do you feel pressurized because of that? A. Not at all. Q. There was a somber relationship between father and son in Gandhi My Father and in Mere Baap Pehle Aap, the same relationship between a father and son is comic. Personally, which do you enjoy most? A. Actually, there is no special genre that I can enjoy personally. My job is the most important matter to me. I enjoy them while I face the camera. That’s all. Q. Getting little personal, how is your personal relationship with your father? A. My father is more friend than father to me. He is such a man who never imposes any of his decisions on anyone else; it may be his children or his wife. He accepts people from the core of his heart. Believe me; I have met more than thousand of my father’s friends. He is really a social being. Q. What’s the reason that you are still a bachelor? A. The answer is ‘freedom, freedom and only freedom’. I have no interest in marriage and I will never get married. I think I must not be answerable to anyone. I neither like to reply to anyone nor do I like to enquire anyone. Q. Please tell us about your forthcoming films. A. Along with Mere Baap Pehle Aap, there are films like Anil Kapoor’s Shortcut and an animated film Ab Dilli Door Nehi. I have dubbed for this film. It was a completely different experience from usual acting schedules.

And that's it, I'm done for today. Good night everyone, be back with more interesting news tomorrow. Hopefully the main one being that I'm not dying...I think I was having heart palpitations just now.

If you saw the announcement of Hera Pheri 4 and thought you were totally lost or that they made the movie and it was such a suck-fest that they burned down the cinema playing it, then you're not alone. But here's the real explanation to why there's no Hera Pheri 3. Sunil Shetty says:

"That's the fun part of the series," "We'll be telling the audience that the characters have been up to unmentionable mischief in part 3. We couldn't show audiences what we were up to in Part 3…so we go straight to Part 4, "

Umm, smart. I can't wait to see him and Paresh Rawal and Akshay Kumar on-screen again. Of flip, not another Akshay movie! I'm getting tired of this guy, he's like in every flippin' movie! I have more of his movies than Shahid Kapoor's...disturbing. It's like he takes pride in coming on every screen, grinning his stupid grin with the freaky canines and other pointy teeth and then act like a playboy. You've been married for 6 years...how play-boy is that?