SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

We all know Bollywood is the home of all that is good and noble and chivalrous. It's like going back to the time of the knights, where men would kill other men for some chicks handkerchief. Well, the handkerchief in public eyes...I'm not sure what they got after the duel, once your maiden cleaned you up. So, is there anything going on between Nisha Kothari and Ram Gopal Verma. I mean, she is like a lady in distress and he is like a knight in shining armor, as he made her...well, not a star...but she twinkles a little bit in Tinseltown. Despite the suck-fest that was Aag, supposedly people still respect Ramu, except he isn't showing any respect to them. In his latest film Go, the director pitches up to the set late often and even then, spends a few hours in Nisha's trailer, before emerging to shoot a scene much much later. This hasn't happened once, it continued for more than a week. Well, you all know I don't have a dirty mind...-snigger- Ok, I do have a dirty mind, but it doesn't take a genius to guess what's going on here. Shame for Nisha Kothari...stuck with a dirty old man who's gonna have to get out of her bed to produce a hit.

The current Ram Gopal Verma "it" girl, Nisha Kothari, is set to take the stage (screen?) again when RGV's (Ram Gopal Verma people... keep up!) new flick (Ram Gopal Verma ki Aag) is released. New obviously just meaning it's new in theatres. In reality it's just a remake of Sholay. I know. I was shocked too... I mean Ram Gopal Verma remaking an old movie (badly) instead of thinking of something of his own. Shocking indeed. Anyway, during an interview with the Times of India, when asked what she does with her free time, Nisha Kothari said,

"I either play video games, work out or catch up with my sleep. I don't party at all. I am a traditional person and like to maintain a low profile. I have a long way to go and I am concentrating only on my work."

When questioned what her traditions say about dressing like a cheap New York hooker, she replied,

"I have a beautiful body and can carry any outfit with grace. If I reveal or do intimate scenes that's only because I am convinced the role needs it. The director has to convince me that the scene is required and I know that I look sexy and not vulgar donning a short skirt or hot pants. Had I been doing anything unethical, my parents would have objected to it, instead they are quite supportive."

It's a shame for Nisha actually. It seems every role she does requires her to show her "beautiful body". You know what other jobs require you to show your body every time? A whore... or a stripper. I'm not saying that Nisha Kothari is a whore or a stripper. I'm just saying she likes being naked and having people look at her. Kind of like a whore... or a stripper.

Nisha Kothari has to learn to give more interesting interviews if she wants to be a real actress. Looking pretty on screen with a lack of talent isn't good enough in Bollywood. You actually have to make people think you're clever, witty and not the bimbo that you act like. Nisha hasn't honed these talents yet, as shown by a recent interview.

1. Are you a complete foodie or do you watch what you eat? A: I'm a foodie, but I really have to keep track of what I eat since I'm an actress. 2. Your favourite cuisine – Continental/Oriental/Indian/others. A: Indian, dal chawal. 3. What would your prefer - homemade food or outside food? A: Actually, I do not eat out much as outside food does not suit me. I like homemade food anytime. My food is cooked in olive oil. 4. Your preference - vegetarian or non-vegetarian food? A: I'm a vegetarian. 5. Drink you like to wash down the food with? A: I do not like to drink anything. I do take vitamin drinks prescribed by my doctor. 6. Your favourite beverage? A: As it is, cold drinks do not suit me, so it's a hot steaming cup of coffee that I love. 7. Any hard drink that you take? A: No, I do not drink. 8. What about junk food? A: It depends on how tempting they are and the place and people around me. 9. Your favourite fast food joint? A: I'm from Delhi and I do not know Mumbai too well. 10. Organic aloo or Batata Vada? A: Organic aloo. 11. Favourite restaurant/eating place which you think is a must-visit by all and sundry? A: I still have to explore the city. 12. Your take on diet and health food. A: I do not diet and advise people against it because your body loses strength and skin loses life when you diet. I believe in eating healthy. Eat a lot of salads, green vegetables and things like that. 13. What would be that one dish which you will not be able to resist? A: I think fried food, but nothing special. I like vegetable cutlet.

Not only is she boring, she's insulting food! With all the yummy stuff out there, she's going on about green vegetables and vitamin drinks. What's wrong with you?! No wonder she's so stupid, she eats like a rabbit. Not that being a vegetarian is bad, whatever floats your boat, but being Nisha must be really terrible!

The actress has been reported to be pretty superstitious, resulting in some added K's and letters to her name...or something like that...seriously, would someone please explain that to me? If I changed my name to Tigggger, would I be any cuter or smarter? I think not, I'd just be stupid! With a really stupid name. Also reports have cropped up that Nisha was kicked out of Good Luck because she was throwing her weight around...that is only acceptable when you're a big name actress and not otherwise. But Nisha is quick to refute the rumors saying that she had never been on the set and had just had a discussion to sign for the movie, but had refused because of conflicting dates. Oh well, no story there. Actresses are so boring sometimes.

Sorry for the lack of updates, I'm right in the middle of exams and I think I might just lose my mind before too long...but it's okay, no-one stress, I don't need my mind to write for SoggyCornflakes. Ok, so Nisha Kothari was apparently kicked out from the set of Good Luck by director Aditya Dutt because she behaved unprofessionally. Nisha was only on the set for a few days, but her disregard for the film and bragging about her film with mentor Ram Gopal Verma apparently drove everyone over the edge. Aditya has got a new unnamed actress for the role, but is waiting for her to put on weight before they start shooting.