SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Heehee, isn’t that a cool picture? I love the net, there are so many ways you can make fun of people.

Most of you must have heard that Mimoh Chakraborty (son of Mithun Chakraborty) has been a huge failure in his debut movie Jimmy. The movie was slammed with reviews that look something like this:

Mimoh voice sounds girlish. His styling has gone all wrong. His dancing is the only saving grace but the songs have been badly shot. He needs to work very hard on his diction too. His co-star Vivana needs a crash course in acting. The rest of the cast isn’t worth a mention.

To sum things up, Jimmy is one of the worst movies in recent times.

Ouch! So it’s kinda understandable that his already-shot next movie is not making a big fuss over the fact that Mimoh is in it. The source reports,

“Producer Salim had planned to release The Murderer before Jimmy on January 25, 2008 along with Hrithik Roshan’s Jodhaa-Akbar. But Mimoh’s dad Mithun Chakraborty did not like it. He wanted Jimmy to release first and had requested them to hold on The Murderer for a later release date”

“The producers had also planned their publicity material and they were banking on Mithun’s son being the crowd puller. The earlier publicity material said, ‘Watch out for Mithun Chakraborty’s son Mimoh in The Murderer.’ But after the failure of Jimmy, the producers have changed their mind. The new promos read ‘The makers of Loha, Batwara, Qayamat, Jigar, Aa Gale Lag Jaa, Baazi, Raja Ki Aayegi Baarat and Badal - all Silver Jubilee hits, are ready with their next block buster The Murderer’. They are worried that Mimoh will no longer attract the audience since his debut venture failed miserably. They are trying to pull the audience with the names of their Silver Jubilee hit films instead.”

Honestly, how was Mimoh supposed to make it in Bollywood? He looks like Tarzan…Bollywood is more into Prince Charmings.

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So basically, if Indian actors develop eating disorders after they came into contact with Sunil Shetty, then you totally know who to blame. The man with the breasts, above, is now telling his co-stars how to fight flab.

Govinda is one of the poor, unlucky souls that Sunil got hold of and is full of praise for Sunil’s dietary advice/fascist regime.

“I’ve already lost 8 kgs, thanks to Suniel who put me on a fat-free no-oil diet while we were shooting in Bangkok,”

“And if you think that’s a miracle let me tell you, young Mimoh Chakrbaroty who’s our co-star in Loot lost 18 kgs in Bangkok because of Suniel.”

“The food was specially prepared by Suniel’s cousin. And we were not allowed any carbohydrates for dinner at all. I quickly began to feel lighter and healthier, so much so that I did the unthinkable.”

The unthinkable meaning a scene where Govinda scaled down three floors of a building with a rope, which he didn’t think he could do until Sunil inspired him. I hope his inspiration didn’t involve flashing because that’s just EWWW!

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