SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Hrithik Roshan’s buddy, Kunal Kapoor, is set to make his smoohing debut in Yash Raj’s, Laaga Chunari Mein Daag.

If you watch the promo’s, you can clearly see Kunal Kapoor giving Konkona Sen Sharma more than just a peck. It continues Yash Raj’s trend of movie smooches of late, including Jhoom Barabar Jhoom and Dhoom: 2.

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Truthfully… I really don’t get Bollywood’s obsession with kissing. Sure, a women can go get felt up by Random guys in every take. Sure she an get her boobs squashed together and get wetter than a drowning penguin… but God forbid that she smooches someone!

Still though, I don’t see why Yash Raj keeps including smooches in their movies anyway. At the end of the day, Indian audiences still like good, innocent cinema for the most part. That’s why the crap that was Vivah was a hit! Seriously they should hire me as a movie consultant!

My prediction for Laaga Chunari Mein Daag - FLOP!!!

Note: I also find it disgusting, when someone as visually disturbing as Bobby Deol gets to make out with a former Miss Universe. Jhoom Barabar Jhoom deserved to tank just because of that.

Note 2: Sorry I couldn’t find the trailer for you guys. Those greedy c***s at Yash Raj seemed to have pulled any copies off youtube.

Update: Actually I have managed to find you a trailer! Yay for me (and for dailymotion)!

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Kunal Kapoor (The guy from Rang De Basanti) says that he’s in actuality a shy and reserved man, who hates to talk about his feelings or the people he’s close to.

So in place of that he writes poetry.

He says,

“I find it very hard to talk about my relationships…That’s where the poet in me surfaces. Poetry helps me to exteriorise my thoughts,”

Umm… yeah. Kunal, sorry to break it you yaar, but MOST guys find it difficult to speak about their relationships. Except they don’t write poetry. They just break up as soon as it’s time for the “talk”.

I’ll admit though, that I find it exceedingly easy to talk about relationships. I’m all like, “Hey man, did you check the porn last night? Me and my hand had a great time!”

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Former Miss India (Behind Priyanka Chopra and Lara Dutta… don’t ask how… only in India) Dia Mirza says that she and Kunal Kapoor are just friends.

The two were reportedly dating, but now Dia has come out to quash the rumours…

You know, when people say stuff like that… It means they got dumped. Wasn’t she begging Kunal Kapoor to take her out a couple of months ago?

The way I’m talking about Kunal Kapoor, it’s as if I actually know who he is… but I don’t. Until I know better I assume he’s some Indian guy… If you haven’t noticed yet, my powers of deduction are amazing.

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