SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Hmmm, it might not be the best idea to cross Mallika Sherawat because it sounds like she really knows how to make people pay. Apparently, she and Himesh Reshammiya met on the sets of 'Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge', where Himesh tried to undermine the actress.

A source reports,

“None of the mentors – Himesh Reshammiya, Pritam, Shankar and Aadesh Srivastava – wanted to sit with Mallika. They couldn’t ask her to sit next to Asha Bhosle who is the mahaguru in the show.

Eventually, they had to make the feisty actress sit with the participants. While all the mentors chose to behave formally with her, Himesh Reshammiya passed a lot of comments against the actress.”

I don't know why, but Himesh always annoyed me. Mallika didn't like Himesh's comments and soon went up to the actor/singer and asked "Do you want me to expose you in front of all these people?" Interesting...what is Himesh hiding from the rest of the world? Supposedly, Himesh became very quiet but then tried to stop one of the contestants from singing a Mallika Sherawat song 'Bheege Hont Tere'...Himesh was duly ignored when Sukhvinder went ahead and dedicated the song to Mallika anyways.

Seriously, what's the big secret? I hate being left out of the loop!

Well, he doesn't really, since he's dead but his memory lives on...through Bollywood? A new movie is being produced entitled Jannat (Heaven) and will be starring Emraan Hashmi. It's a cricket themed movie but it explores the darker side of cricket, including corruption and match-fixing. So basically, it's a Paki-bashing movie. Like they would ever discuss India's own fun little history of match-fixing. A close family friend of Bob Woolmer (former Pakistan cricket coach) will be playing the role of Bob (no idea if he really looks like him, but let's just assume that Bollywood thinks that all Whites look like each other). It will focus on his mysterious death after the 2007 World Cup. Bob will even be shown dying in the movie...fun. Hey, I have a casting call. Himesh Reshammiya could play Inzimam...really.

It's only 5pm and I'm already so sleepy. So to stop me from snoring on my keyboard, let's talk about Himesh Reshammiya's possible new movie. Reportedly they cannot find any actress willing to act opposite him, despite him trying to get fit for his role in Karz. Though the director says it has nothing to do with not finding someone, it's just that they want to find a new face and just haven't gotten around to it yet.

"We are going to launch a new face opposite him in the film, and the fact is that we haven't yet begun our search for this new lady. So, there is no problem as such. I am on the verge of completing my film Tere Sang. Once that is done, I'll start with the Karz remake." "We are still working on the script of the film and will be ready with the first draft by next week. We haven't started thinking about whom to cast opposite Himesh as yet."

But finding the new face isn't the biggest problem. There's rumours that the whole movie will be shelved, or drastically changed because it resembles the supposed-to-be hit Om Shanti Om starring Shah Rukh Khan. If Karz and Om Shanti Om have to may similarities, then the script will be changed or they might just not make the movie at all...which would be such a loss to us all. How could they do this to us? Make us live a year without Himesh's great talent?

I can't believe we were so blind! While we spent the years wow-ing over Shahid Kapoor and Amrita Rao, there was a diamond in the rough in our very midst! People, I am proud...no, honoured...no, privileged to present the most awesomest chick in the history of awesome chicks. Miss Rakhi Sawant! In her latest movie Buddha Mar Gaya (Buddha is Dead), the comedy is taken to new levels of crapness and crass and guess who's in the heart of it? Our Miss Rakhi! Aren't you all so proud? Anupam Kher plays the dead Buddha (they needed someone to play the dead guy? Ok, that makes sense) and he says:

"All I can say is, Buddha Mar Gaya isn't a comedy for the squeamish. The gags include old songs on the soundtrack which the producer has acquired legally. These include three songs from Omkara and my theme song is Yeh duniya utpataanga from my recent film Khosla Ka Ghosla."

And when asked about Rakhi's role, he replied while smoking a funny smelling cigarette...it looked like he was smoking grass wrapped in paper...wow, celebs and their fads. He says:

"I must admit I'm stunned by Rakhi Sawant's star power. At all our media promotional events and everywhere they've taken us, Rakhi was mobbed by hysterical crowds. Let's not get snobbish about her stardom, like we did about Himesh Reshammiya. Both are the darling of the public and we might as well face it,"

Yes, he's so right people. All hail Rakhi!

Lol, that's such a random thing to do, but I guess Himesh Reshammiya wants to be the Michael Jackson of Bollywood and do many strange things on a whim. The singer went to a dargah to offer prayers but couldn't get in when fans recognized him...he left in a hurry to avoid the crowd. Later on, he came back to the dargah wearing a burqa (veil used my Muslim women) and offered prayers then without any interruptions. I guess he was praying that his new film isn't a complete flop...pray more Himesh, pray alot more.

And why should anyone be surprised at that news? Himesh Reshammiya is kinda gross, seriously. I doubt Mallika Sherawat has become prudish though, but she did put a no-kissing clause in her contract. Though I think thats because of Himesh. I'd want to have the law on my side to if I was expected to kiss Himesh. This will be Himesh's debut film, and its a passionate (read: whory) love story between Himesh and co-star Hansika Motwani. Mallika had the no-kissing clause written into the contract allegedly because she felt that her character didn't need to kiss Himesh's and so it shouldn't be expected. I still maintain that Himesh is gross and Mallika did it so she wouldn't have to go near his hairy ass.

Well, that's just his opinion. Let's see what you all have to day. Please comment and tell me...please? Pretty please? I'm begging you! Comment! Please!!! Hold on while I wipe my tears away, ok, I'm composed now and speaking of composing, Himesh Reshammiya talks about his music, his changing styles and the fact that he has a big fat head! I like music composed by him, but he mustn't sing, he sounds like a more nasal version of me, as a man. So basically he sounds nothing like me, but I won't sing either, unless I finally get around to making that podcast, then I might sing, just to entertain you all.

Your singing has been called nasal. Everyone has a point of view. What they think as nasal is a high-range voice. Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan Saab ko to unhonein kabhi nasal nahin kaha. I'm about to prove them wrong by singing a super-hit song in the middle range and a super-hit song in the lower range. I'll only let my work speak for me. In my private album Aap ka Suroor you can hear me sing in the lower octaves.

Yeah whatever Himesh, you'll still sing through your nose. Maybe you should get it checked out, sinuses aren't hot.