SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Comedy director David Dhawan is planning his next movie...and guess what? It doesn't have Salman Khan in it. Hook Ya Crook brings back a couple you've seen in Salaam-E-Ishq.

Read here to find out who they are.

Happy Tuesday all. I'm still on my kinda holiday, which puts me in a good mood...so today I'll be making fun of celebrities in a cheerful, upbeat manner. The director of horrible movies such as Partner and Mujhse Shaadi Karogi is unleashing a new evil into this world.Not Partner 2...although he is making that (we have to do a petition about that!) but he's introducing his son Rohit Dhawan into the directing world.

"Next year I'm launching my elder son Rohit who's 23, as an independent director." "The entire young look in Mujhse Shadi Karogi and Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya were decided by my son. And now in Partner he has worked shoulder-to-shoulder with me as an associate director. You can see the difference in the film. To have your son work with you is such a blessing. I feel a load off my back."

So like a good Indian boy, the kid went into the family business. I'm not sure which is worse. an offspring of an actor or of a director? Which one will annoy us more? If David is making another film with Salman and Govinda, will Katrina be back in it? I just have a feeling that she's going to need a job after getting kicked out of her last one.

With so much Shah Rukh Khan news around, I can't be bothered to write separate posts, so you'll get a super SRK post and don't blame me if his arrogance knocks you over. Firstly, Shah Rukh is acting in a new romantic movie with Sushmita Sen. Ok, not really, but since everyone liked his relationship with Sushmita in Main Hoon Na (um, wasn't she taller than him?) that he makes a guest appearance in her new movie Dulha Mil Gaya (I found the Groom). Sush says:

"Shah Rukh and I are getting together again in 'Dulha Mil Gaya', though Shah Rukh only makes a guest appearance in the film,"

And she also talks about how Salman Khan isn't conscious about his height, as she'll be partnering up with him again in David Dhawan's new comedy:

"I love working with him. We've such a beautiful equation. He's one hero who doesn't let me feel my height. On the contrary whenever I kick off my high heels he asks me to put them on. It's not hard to see why he's so loved."

And Shah Rukh really does annoy people, whether it's by having stupid scenes in Om Shanti Om or being disgustingly tactless. A scene in OSO showed a young Manoj Kumar being beaten up and the real Manoj is not impressed. Farah Khan and Shah Rukh say that they apologised to him and he accepted the apology: Shah Rukh says:

"I and Farah have apologized to Manoj-ji over phone and we will go to meet him personally as well,"

Farah says:

"He (Manoj Kumar) was very sweet and said there was no need to apologize, 'you are like my children'. We even offered to remove the scene from the film if it hurt him so much, but he said there was no need at all for that,"

But other sources say that Manoj hasn't accepted the apology and Shah Rukh and Farah and going to have to do a lot more groveling before he's happy with the apology. And lastly, Shah Rukh shows how stupid he is by smoking around Farah Khan, even when he knows that she's pregnant with triplets. Shah Rukh was told off by the National Organization for Tobacco Eradication (NOTE) to quit smoking in public and, instead of accepting that he made a mistake smoking just said that the places where he was smoking was private property and threatened to sue NOTE for sending him legal notices. Charming...moron. Even if you wanna kill yourself (believe me, no one cares) at least have some respect for your friend's health. If Farah's kids are born with flippers, we know who to blame. Could anyone be more arrogant?