Vidya Balan is stupid
Posted on June 5th, 2008 by tigger under Esha Deol, Saif Ali Khan, Shah Rukh Khan, Vidya Balan
Speaking of actresses that want to change their image, it seems like Vidya Balan is now also one of them.
While other actresses or actors change their image by dressing differently, shaping up (or down), Vidya seems to think the best way to show the world she’s changed is by…scrawling on herself? The Kismat Konnection actress has already booked an appointment with a tattoo artist in Mumbai and is set to follow fellow actors like Saif Ali Khan, Shah Rukh Khan and Esha Deol (As far as I know, Shah Rukh’s is just temporary, since it’s a big freaky green ‘Mike Tyson’-like tattoo).
Vidya is supposedly getting the tattoo just above her heart but hasn’t said if it will be a design, words or the special someone’s name…
Hmm, is Vidya my new target for uninterrupted ridicule and humiliation? Looks like she’s going to be!
June 6th, 2008 at 4:33 am
Hi Tigger
Finally i got chance to watch Zee cine awards DVD last night. I felt disgusted when vidya was performing. She is so plump with appalling physique. She can now do some supporting roles. Not good enough to dance around with that form.
June 6th, 2008 at 6:34 am
Appu:
Snap! Touche! or whatever. I watched the Zee Cine Awards last night too. Snap! Touche! Again…Exactly what I thought too!!!!…Vidya Balan ’s was the first act, and I was so surprised to see that she has no figure at all and was kind of paunchy around the midriff. She is still not as awful as Kareena Kapoor, but was really unshapely.
Tiggy:
You remember I told you little while ago that I was disgusted by her appearance in the Filmfare Awards where she was a host. Her face was plastered with two inch thick make-up with eye shadow and she was chewing gum! Remember that? (The other one who is always chewing something is Dimple Kapadia - what a disappointment, but she never looks disgusting). Now this revelation of Vidya - tattoos. Maybe she will end up looking like Sapna Bhavnani (totally disgusting - tattoos all over her scrawny body, literally). You know who I am talking about, right? The hairdresser to the rich and famous, who got a role in Pyaar Ke Side Effects, remember Ranveer Shorey’s girlfriend in the movie? She is to Bollywood what Jay Sebring was to Hollywood, before he got murdered along with Sharon Tate by the Manson gang, many years ago.
And speaking of thick ugly make-up and garish eye-shadow, at the Zee Cine Awards, one of the hosts was Minissha Lamba, who did the same thing. Looked awful! And yet her natural looks are not bad at all. Crazy, disgusting.
And speaking of Minissha here is a bit of trivia that came to me in a flash, which I told you I would bring up at the right opportunity…Rahul Bose seems to like girls called Lamba, Minissha Lamba in Shaurya, and Reema Lamba (a.k.a. Mallika Sherawat) in Pyaar Ke Side Effects and the soon to be out, Maan Gaye Mughal-e-Azam. All right, all right, stop laughing, I know that was corny, but that is the limit of the capacity of my pea-brain.
June 6th, 2008 at 6:52 am
I am not a brainiac or superachiever like Sophie Chaudhary. I want to mention something about her, but I’m too tired now. Tomorrow!
June 6th, 2008 at 7:10 am
The only STUPID in question here is a moron like you who is daft enough to beleive such farcical news reports.HOw do you even generalise whats going on?Why do you suppose its not a work endeavour?Why do you suppose she would even trty to change her looks?Just to appease morons like you?Nah
Get a life
June 6th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Oh Poor Vidya, Tigger she’s your new target, Kareena replacement I guess
For some strange reason I kind of don’t mind her. Even thought I completely agree she needs to loose atleast 10 kilos, 5 of which is stuffed in her arms. Make-up and dress sense needs to improve too big time and skirts don’t suit her coz she has rickety legs.
Despite all that I kinda like her coz in her interviews (have seen 2-3 of them) she comes across as a smartish kind of normal person who seems quite secure about herself … maybe that’s to do with her age but she does come across quite OK.
This tattoo thing sounds awful, I hope its untrue that would be just so bad … so so distasteful.
Tigger, you have some die-hard Vidya fan here calling you a moron
;) its making me laugh!!
June 6th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
a fresh target, which means subject material for many new posts, right tigger?
Yeah, vidya balan looks like a total aunty, has no fashion sense, and is now going for a tatoo, great we have a aunty who wants to look cool.
BTW I just don’t understand how people can scar themselves for life…. I think tatoos are disgusting, could puke on one of them!
June 6th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Lol, well, I guess Vidya needs to lose weight ASAP, Bollywood is not merciful to the tubby.
Locust, the only person allowed to insult themselves on this blog is ME! Lol, don’t ever call yourself a pea-brain again please. I know for a fact that you’re smart and your Bollywood knowledge beats mine so badly, I feel like I should give up this blog to you, lol. Let’s hear what the lovely Sophie has done now…
Anyways, interesting observation about Rahul but since there’s not a lot of Lamba’s in the industry, I guess he’s not the only one who’s worked with them both.
I don’t get the 2 inch plastered on make-up, it looks so fake and ugh…I also hate it when actresses apply lipstick outside of their lipline to make their lips look fuller (yeah, I notice weird things like that and Shilpa Shetty is a major culprit! lol).
Ah, the dutiful fans who have to insult the blogger. And to answer your question Farce, yes, she does have to change her looks to appease the audiences, because it’s us who pay her. Although this look change doesn’t seem to have everyone’s approval
Well, we’ll see what Vidya does next Sarah. Lol, even though I kinda like her too, getting tipsy at parties and insisting that getting a tattoo will change her image is just tabloid fodder and so easy to make fun of…don’t worry, there’ll always be a place in my heart to ridicule and loath Kareena, lol.
She does look kinda old Perx, but on the other hand, she’s in an industry where 20 year olds are coming in quick, so can she hold on? In her age category, she has to compete with the likes of Ash, Rani, Preity, Sushmita and Kajol who have been in the industry way longer than her and have a more solid footing…
And thanks for agreeing on my tattoo views Perx, and sorry to anyone her who has them, lol, I’m not being personal.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:44 am
Hey, I just saw some on the sets pics of Kismet Konnection. Looks like Vidya is in for another na-real awards.
And I never thought I would say this, but Shahid clothes also look quite horrendous….its done for a particular dance sequence.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Oh well, some directors are just weird, with the clothes they choose for their actors. As long as they didn’t touch his face, I’m good, lol.
Na-real?
June 12th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
You know what I mean by Na-real, don’t you? the infamous Na-real award!
June 12th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Oh ya, Shah Rukh’s and Saif’s so-called awards. Definitely, what is Aziz Mirza thinking? And Shahid looks fat in that metallic blue silver shirt!
June 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
How I hate Shahid in those clothes, he looks awful, I never thought I’d say this
Vidya is looking like a fatter and shorter version of Sheryln Chopra
What were they thinking seriously??
June 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
They were thinking that they would try a young look but no self respecting person would dress like that!
June 15th, 2008 at 1:38 am
And Vidya in addition desperately needs a nose job, and a good one.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Lol, that’s just cruel Locustwillow…and if she ever read this blog, you’d just be giving her ideas!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Yeah, I’m like that sometimes. When I see a schnozzer the size of a bald eagle’s, I can’t resist the temptation….just kidding…was a little too snide I admit.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
As long as it’s not aimed at me, carry on.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:46 am
I would never take aim at my favorite blogger.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Awww, lol, -blush blush-
November 6th, 2008 at 5:23 am
Interestingly was, but there is someone who does not quite agree with the author?
November 7th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Lol, Ion, there’s always lots of people who don’t agree with me, you wouldn’t be the first.