Hi guys, well, I’m back after an unbelievably hectic week, but I’ve survived, with the help of my loving friends and family. I couldn’t have done it without them…and a few anti-anxiety drops as well. If you missed me, thanks. If you didn’t, shame, I’m back. Unfortunately I still haven’t worked out what’s going on with the pictures but I think I’ll spend some time this weekend sorting out the website, so hopefully by Monday we’ll be back up to normal…

Anyways, the story in the post. Sherlyn Chopra, who’s occasionally called an ‘actress’ as a joke, has been talking to the press with her usual wisdom (read:crap) in the hopes of acting some cheap publicity. I wish I could ignore her, but she’s one of those people who demand to be made fun of.

So here goes, the Red Swastik chick has spoken about her silicone-enhanced body, which she says is perfection epitomised. She also takes aim at plastic-surgery buddy Koena Mitra and insists that her doc did the better job. I knew it would come to this one day, when people start fighting about surgery “My cosmetic surgeon is better than your cosmetic surgeon…mine can make me look like Barbie in less procedures than yours.”

Sherlyn says,

“My USP is my effortless sexuality,”

“All it takes is just one look. My photos are so fabulous that any curator would put them in a museum.”

“Koena reminds me of Michael Jackson. At least I am glad that my doctor has done a neat job and it does not look like Micheal’s nose,”

“I have groomed myself a lot…with the help of my doctor.”

Yeah totally, her pictures belong in the museum of Epic Failures of Human Look-a-likes. And Miss Perfect-Body is not looking forward to her Yash Raj cameo anymore, since she has to take acting lessons and stop throwing up in toilets. Oh well, she’s worked ‘hard’ to get where she is, wouldn’t you agree?