Sherlyn Chopra

Some actresses spend their whole lives denying that they ever had any plastic surgery and their beauty and body really is God’s gift to everyone. Sherlyn Chopra is not one of these.

I reported before that she was having surgery to get a derrière (see, I don’t use the word ass on this website, I’m classy…oh, damn) like J-Lo, but guess what? She managed to go mess it all up. Doesn’t that create a pretty mental picture?

So now she has to get it done all over again, her doctor John Bernard (poor, unlucky bugger) says,

“Sherlyn began exercising and working out too soon. We had recommended a rest period of three weeks. However, Sherlyn was in a hurry to start work on her new music video (Dard) and began her dance practice and rehearsals way too soon.

The newly injected fat, which was sucked out of her thighs, didn’t get time to settle down into the Gluteus, which are the muscles of the butt region.

As a result the shape and contours of Sherlyn’s derrière got distorted from what was originally planned and intended thus necessitating another surgery.”

Feel free to throw up. If you haven’t, then continue to what Sherlyn has to say about the surgery.

“My natural derrière was not big enough as per my standards, and I wanted to augment it to make it look plumper. The world can see it very soon in my second video titled Dard . I hope it’s a perfect gift for all my lovers in India and abroad.”

And those would be? Maybe my old high school janitor and some teenagers who couldn’t get hold of any good porn and had to make do with you.