Sherlyn Decent

Just when you think that Rakhi Sawant is the epitome of elegance, into the picture steps Sherlyn Chopra. I’ve never seen such classiness, such grace, such dignity, and such refinement. Could it be that Bollywood has found it’s new goddess?

Sherlyn Chopra, ladies and gentlemen, wishes to present to you the modern woman. The one who wishes to please others, the one who wants to bring smiles to people’s eyes, the one who changed the shape of her butt so guys could have a good time looking at it.

“None of the Bollywood heroines have butts like Salma Hayek and JLo. Though I was always curvy but I wanted to change the way my derrière looked. Since I wanted to raise the bar and reach out to a bigger audience, I felt it was essential to have the right statistics.”

So she got plastic surgery, paying 2.5 million rupees for the work. Wow, I’m sure she’ll get more item songs now! She’ll be reaching a wider audience, ranging from your pubescent teenage boys and going as far as dirty old men. Score!

Oh, and the icing on the cake. She’s picking fights with other women (read: publicity whores) who may be a threat to her status. Recently, she had an encounter with Rakhi Sawant, whom she supposedly called ‘pagli’ (which is actually cute and not insulting)

“Rakhi started it all when she called me ‘nangi’ just because I was wearing a brassiere along with tight leather trousers. The top was heavily embellished and it was looking quite classy on me,”

“And who does she think she is? She wears such cheap outfits. Yeh toh wahi baat hui woh Karen toh chamatkar aur hum Karen to balatkar. I am using this lingo because Rakhi Sawant will understand it!”

Two cats rolling in the litter box of Bollywood, fighting over the leftover scraps? Sexy…Meow.