Another Monday morning and I have bad news…well, bad news if you’re a regular SoggyCornflakes reader, other wise you won’t care. I have sooo much work this week (note how many ‘o’s I put in ’so’, that just shows you I’m serious) so posting will be minimal and irregular at best. I’m sorry but do you want me to fail? Wait, don’t answer that, I know how mean some of you guys are! And I’m graduating tomorrow…how cool is that? The only sucky thing is that we don’t get the cool cap. That sucks but I’ll get over the dissapointment.

Now, back to Bollywood. If anyone was watching the cricket this weekend, you’ll know that Shah Rukh Khan’s Kolkata Knight Riders performed brilliantly (or the other team performed suckily, take your pick) and Shah Rukh is acting like he was out there, slogging away like Sehwag on steroids…Sehwag is a batsman, right?

King Khan says,

“I love winning - whether it’s IPL matches or films or a game of carom with my kids or the entire world. I believe my victory is God’s assurance that I really worked hard,”

“We are the toughest competition for the other seven teams. Why one team at a time-put all the seven teams on one side and see how the Knight Riders battle it out against them,”

Is it really? I thought it was God’s way of assuring you that you spent enough money. Shah Rukh has become very protective of his team, like Batman is protective of Robin but Shah Rukh is so not as cool as Batman.

“Kolkata Knight Riders is my dream personified. I always wanted to be a cricketer. Now it’s through my team that I am fulfilling my dream. I am possessive about my team. When my boys are playing I am worried throughout about their comfort. It’s like seeing Aryan (son) take part in a race and praying that he wins unhurt.”

Um, yay for him?