Shah Rukh Khan Zee Festival

Hey, that sounds like me when I’m broke. Unfortunately, no one is willing to pay 1.5 crore (15 million) rupees for my presence.

Shah Rukh Khan makes that kind of money though, in just 3 days, for 3 hours. When I think of all the starving children in the world, I think that they probably have kwashiorkor. Hah, gotcha! You thought I would go on about Shah Rukh and what a waste of money it is to pay him to show his ugly mug around the world. Well, I think that, but I mislead you, I am so cool!

A source says,

“Yes, it’s true. SRK was in England on Friday, Saturday and Sunday to attend shows for the Zee Carnival. He charged 1.5 crore for three shows of one hour each. In the shows, you had to buy a pass and you got an opportunity to meet King Khan face-to-face. The fans were also allowed to get autographs and photographs with SRK.”

If people thought anything like me, Zee would be having to pay people to meet SRK. Unfortunately, the world is not my oyster…it’s like my…mollusk. No one thinks like me.