SRK

Because his life in his danger? Talk about a cool excuse to get out of school.

Sorry if you’ve seen similar titles on the Bollysphere but I’m too lazy to think up something very different.

We all know by now that Shah Rukh Khan will be the host of the Indian version of Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader (Kya Aap Panchvi Paas Se Taiz Hai), but as filming started today, Shah Rukh wasn’t there because his life was possibly in danger. Why? Because of the psycho puppets of political parties.

I have to take Shah Rukh’s side on this matter. Some loser political party in India is prejudiced against North Indians and insisted they were outsiders in Maharashtra. Shah Rukh spoke out against them however, saying it’s every citizen’s right to travel wherever he/she wants in the country, regardless of race or religion. So obviously, the idiot supporters are up in arms about his comments and maybe, possibly, would like to hurt him if they got a chance.

What is wrong with the people in the subcontinent? It’s like none of them have brains of their own and believe whatever crap comes out of a politicians mouth. Hope Shah Rukh Khan stays safe…

What? Don’t look so shocked, I’m a lovely person.