SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Maybe a few days in jail really does bring out the romantic side in a guy, since he sees the antithesis of it all there but if rumours are to be believed, Sanjay Dutt is now married to a woman named Manyata. They wished a Shiv Sena chief (whatever and whoever that is) happy birthday in the newspaper, signing the half-page advertisement “Sanjay and Manyata Dutt”. Families have come out to say the two were married in a registered ceremony. So that’s it, she’s not anyone famous or special, except she occasionally danced around with minimal clothing in some movies and she sounds slightly obsessive-compulsive. I know why she didn’t make it in movies, because of her idiotic name. Manyata? Sounds like a kinky Piñata. Why, you ask? Because I just think like that. I have a special way of thinking. I’m special. All the doctors tell me that, right before they give me my pills and escort me to my cell. My padded room of terror. One day, I will kill you Paddington Bear.