SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Hey all, after a very long absence. Sorry about that, but let’s just blame the terrible internet connections I have to put up with. Let’s get back to my favourite topic…me! No…Bollywood. After a period of indecision, Salman Khan had finally decided that he really did want his statue at Madame Taussauds Museum in London and it was finally unveiled a few days ago. Nope, it wasn’t a shirtless replica but he was wearing a black vest to show off his muscles. Salman was very pleased and honoured, obviously. Salman declared the likeness "…absolutely fantastic…It has thicker hair and is more muscular than me. Cool," Doesn’t take much to have thicker hair than Salman Khan really..no wait, that’s the old pre-hair plug Salman I was referring to. Though that picture is from a very bad angle and doesn’t really look like Salman…just my way to show you how humans can’t recreate what God made. I’m deep like that. Katrina Kaif was conspicuously absent from the unveiling, either adding to the rumours that she and Salman have broken up or that she’s keeping the relationship under wraps away from media eyes, look at it how you wish. Out of frustration I guess, Salman took a little dig at the other Indians residing in the museum, saying

"Very few Indians have the privilege and it feels good to be a part of it. We have Mahatma Gandhi, Indira Gandhi, Amitabh Bachchan, Aishwarya, Shah Rukh and I think I am the third most deserving in the museum,"

Instead of a diss to the Bachchan’s and SRK, I’ll assume he’s referring to Indira Ghandi and Mahatma Ghandi. Could this be an incident to spark a Muslim-Hindu war? Why not? Race wars!!! (Except over religion).