SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

I really hate Mondays, they put me in an automatic bad move and right now, I’m on the verge of becoming an ax-murderer. But I can’t find an ax, which just pisses me off more. Why do Monday’s suck so much?

Well, Monday is an up and down day for Salman Khan. Firstly, and shockingly, the rumours for Salman’s and Katrina Kaif’s wedding was false. Did I mention they were shocking?

Katrina has spoken out…um, by saying that she won’t talk about it?

“These rumours are completely false and ridiculous. I am not getting married. These are silly people playing games by spreading these rumours. I’d also like to add that I’m booked every day of this year already for my films.”

Well, la-di-da for you. So why do people keep reporting their impeding nuptials?

“It is because people know that both Salman and I do not comment on our private lives ever,”

Um, well, in my case, I just report them because I have nothing better to write about on the day. But Sallu-fans, don’t worry, Salman isn’t very heartbroken. His bank account will be getting a big boost because of you guys and his latest CD compilation.

The album, called Salman Khan - Bollwood Hunk (what happened to the humble Salman?) is a 100-song compilation ranging from his first movies that started him off in Bollywood and to latest releases like Partner.

Well, la-di-da for him too.