Saif having problems with tattoo and a delusional girlfriend
Author: tigger // Category: Kareena Kapoor, Saif Ali KhanHoney, I’m home! I’m back Soggy-Pals, after an unbelievably hectic week but now SoggyCornflakes should be back to its regular dose of nonsense. I really missed writing you know…or it could have something to do with the fact that I was writing an essay about something I have no clue about…Bollywood however, I know.
Today’s story is about Saif Ali Khan who’s having some problems with that tattoo of his. Just like his girlfriend, it’s very visible and annoys everyone.
In his new movies, make-up artists have to pile the foundation on to hide the obvious scribble on his arm and since no one can get rid of that ‘daag’ (stain), then choreographers either have to make him wear full sleeves tops (a serious liability in Bollywood, where muscle shirts and leather vests are the order of the day) and in the case of Saif’s new film, Thoda Pyaar, Thoda Magic (A Little Love, A Little Magic), Kunal Kohli had to shoot Saif’s scenes in such a way that his tattoo never faced the camera. Obviously Saif didn’t think about that little problem when he scarred himself.
Saif’s other little problem, Kareena Kapoor has been talking, a lot, about herself, obviously and she says she loves her new look, which is a cross between an anorexic horse and a hooker.
“I’m proud of my sculpted body,”
“It is a look that I needed for my new film ‘Tashan’“.
“But I haven’t starved myself to look the way I’m looking these days. Why should I want to be like anyone else? I’ve done nothing drastic to myself. I do yoga religiously and I’m eating like any healthy girl, thank you.”
She didn’t mention that the sculptor is a pre-pubescent boy…they’re really into stick figures. I still don’t know why Kareena keeps going on about yoga…it’s a relaxation thing, not an exercise regime. Unless she uses yoga to calm the hunger pangs…that makes more sense.
MovieZen post about Abhishek and Ash…what have they achieved this year?



