Whoohoo! Not that I’m glad Kareena Kapoor has the opportunity to sink her claws into some other poor unlucky bugger but because she’s alone and lonely again. That is how the universe is meant to be.
Saif Ali Khan has been reported as saying,
“I don’t know why I put up with her for so long. This morning when I woke up, I realised she looks like a vampire and I didn’t want my kids being brought up by someone who’s sucking all my blood and money. I’m also shaving off my mustache because I look bloody stupid. Why didn’t anyone tell me this before?”
Finally, he sees the light. It’s a good day, isn’t it?
Oh, and I almost forgot. My MovieZen post the week. Have a read!
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:27 am
Boohoo! This really breaks my heart. These two really deserved each other, both obnoxious as hell. Saif seems to be an arrogant, rough, lost dude, and Kareena’s arrogance is unparalleled. The only result of this is that there will be at least two more unlucky souls, or should I say hapless victims in future. Saif is an OK to above average actor. He is a guitar whiz, although he doesn’t flout it much. Kareena, whom I despise as much as Tigger, is however, a superior actress (choke! but I have to admit it). She did do a good job in Jab We Met, the chemistry with Shahid was amazing considering they had just broken up. That is why it has to be appreciated. The movie has its hilarious moment when Kareena twirls around asking Shahid to appraise her non-existent figure. I almost fell off my chair laughing, she looks like an ironing board, straight up and down, not even the slightest hint of feminine curves. If you haven’t seen the movie you’ve got to watch it, Tiggy, you’ll laugh your head off.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:29 am
Wb Locust
Lol, um, April Fools?
They didn’t break up. Lol, since I can’t read tone in text, I don’t know if you seriously believed me or not. Aw Locust, I loved Jab We Met, believe me, it was a great movie and Kareena wasn’t despicable in it, lol. But I wouldn’t say she’s a good actress…all she did was giggle and babble the whole movie. Maybe I’m being a bit unfair but when I heard Karisma Kapoor who accepted some award for the absent Kareena saying “It takes a lot of courage and guts to play such a role”, then I fell off my chair from laughing. Playing that role just required a lot of sugar, lol.
Now true comedy would have been Shahid looking Kareena up and down when she asked that question and dead-panning “You’re flat”
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
[...] know Kareena has a big mouth, but because her relationship with Saif is a bit dodgy (by the way, this post was an April Fools joke, for those who believe all the crap I write), wouldn’t it be nice if she could just [...]