Ranbir K

This news is from Mr Magic-Ears, who hears all and sees nothing. No, it’s not Daredevil. Just some guy who has nothing better to do then follow celebrities around, documenting their every word and occasionally, making up stories. Don’t look at me, at least I don’t follow them around! I stopped doing that after the last time I got caught…it’s not obsessive to ask someone for toe-nail clippings! I just like to collect them…

Anyways, Mr Magic Ears insists that he heard whispered words of love that prove that Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor are definitely dating.

Apparently, they were both backstage at the FilmFare awards, when Ranbir told Deepika “I love you” and she replied quietly “I love you too”. Awww, this is so cute…and original. Reports also say that the two also spent the after-party in each other’s company, holding hands and whispering sweet nothings in each others ears. Mr M-E didn’t catch those sweet nothings though, which has to be a good thing, because I have a sweetness-limit…go past it and I start projectile vomiting everywhere. I hope that painted a pretty picture in your head.

Ranbir upto now has still been insisting that he and Deepika are just friends, let’s see what he’ll say next. Oh, and what of Yuvraj Singh? Apparently, Deepika dumped him over the phone.

Wow, I really feel that SoggyCornflakes is hitting whole new levels of tabloid trashiness. Tomorrow, we will have articles of substance and quality, as we uncover who has the biggest bum in Bollywood. Hey, alliteration!