SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Yes, I feel like being confusing today…that’s my defence mechanism when I want people to think I actually know what I’m talking about when I have no clue. Maybe that will also work tomorrow when I tutor my first class…yes, that has nothing to do with Bollywood, but I’ll let you know in case I burst into a random rendition of “Mauja hi Mauja”. After proclaiming her Valentine’s day plans to all and sundry, I guess it was a bit of a kick in the gut when Abhishek Bachchan couldn’t make it to the premiere of Aishwarya Rai’s latest movie Jodha Akbar. Not just a kick in the gut, it’s like dragging someone by the hair over burning coals and then dipping them in a vat of vinegar before throwing them in a cactus bush. Yeah, rejection hurts that much. Aishwarya wasn’t alone at the premiere as parents-in-law Amitabh and Jaya Bachchan accompanied Ash over the red carpet. Ash just waves any rumours of a tense marriage away.

"What a wonderful Valentine's gift. Everyone who has seen Jodhaa-Akbar so far feels it's the perfect love story. And it doesn't really matter if Abhishek couldn't make it. For us every day is Valentine's Day. Every time we're together it's Valentine's Day."

No Ash, no one thinks you have problems in your marriage but since you seem to think you have problems in your marriage, than so do we. It’s not like we have lives, our purpose of living is to see that your marriage continues happily. We spend hours poring over videos of your premieres, wondering if your husband will pitch up, lip-reading and analyzing every glance. Frankly Ash, we don’t give a damn.