SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Hehe, that sounds like something I'd learn in kindergarten. The cat sat on the mat. The cat wears a hat. Ash is fat. Before you start raging that I'm a mean skankoid who hates people richer than me (seriously, I get told that on the blog), let's get the whole story first, shall we? Robot director Shankar has demanded that Aishwarya Rai lose 6kg's before she leads in his film. So Ash is all set to battle bulge...though I wouldn't say she's fat at the moment. Don't get me started on my bollywood=bulimics rant. But this story throws a whole bunch of other stories out the window. Ash can't be pregnant, because then there's no way she'd lose weight before having a child and she isn't taking a sabbatical from Bollywood either, since her new movie is in the works. So that's that...Ash is still around, whoo-freakin-hoo.