SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Welcome and it's Friday again...yay! This week, you got a very good idea of what happens when you don't get work done in time and spend 3 days trying to do the stuff that you had 2 weeks to do previously, but you decided to fritter those 2 weeks away in mindless pursuits, that frankly rocks but are not conducive of your academic career. What happens then is that you neglect your blog and you don't get to make fun of celebrities and the bitterness just eats you away inside. So my main point is, SoggyCornflakes is good for the health! In today's story, I'd like to debate affirmative action and the affect it has on the European Union. Oh wait, wrong blog. Just kidding, like I would ever have a blog on something as boring as that...even though I have to study that crap on campus...sob...anyways, back to the actual story. It looks like Aishwarya Rai has a new friend! That shocks me since I was under the impression that she spent her days calorie-counting for Abhishek, but apparently she doesn't and looked incredibly chummy with Eva Longoria of Desperate Housewives fame at the Cannes Film Festival. Eva and Ash are both brand ambassadors for L'Oreal Paris (who's sponsoring the event for the 11th year) and I guess that's why they were hanging out at the event. But they still looked pretty friendly, laughing and giggling away with no sign of Abhishek around (though he is supposed to be around somewhere in Paris with his mom). While she looked better on the second day, Ash looked slightly alien-y for the opening ceremony (pic above) though a male friend declared he would "still do her". Ah, aren't the Y-chromosome species just so sensitive?