No one make fun of my Punjabi and don’t ask how the speech bubble is actually related to the post. My Punjabi is basically restricted to “Twaada naa ki Hai?” and “Thusi kithe rehende ho?” Which mean ‘What is your name?’ and ‘Where do you live?’, you know, in case I want to get the info from some Punjabi person I’m going to stalk. So why is Akshay getting a degree?

Um, because he made 4 hit movies last year? Why do universities give out doctorates to actors and actresses? Is it so they can write ‘Akshay Kumar received a degree from this university’? Is that it, cheap publicity?

Aw man, then what am I even doing going to university? I should just make a few movies and they’ll be chucking them at me. And Akki even gets to be called Doctor Akshay Kumar should he feel like using the title. Though I think he prefers the title of “His grand movie machine Akshay Kumar”.

Akki is receiving a honorary Doctorate from the University of Windsor in Ontario…that’s in Canada people! Ok, I had to get the atlas to find out where it was but I expect better geography from the rest of you.

Other Bollywood stars who have also received ‘fake’ degrees are Amitabh Bachchan and Shilpa Shetty.