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Shah Rukh Khan…so not hot

Posted by tigger in Shah Rukh Khan

Shah Rukh at Filmfare

Good morning everyone, hope you had a brilliant weekend, as I did. There’s nothing like weekend trips to Hawaii to make a girl’s day…except replace “trip to Hawaii” with “studying” and “make a girl’s day” with “making me wish to blow up my university”. Same difference though.

You know, I think that Shah Rukh Khan does romance brilliantly, arguably the best in the world, since he can still send hearts fluttering at age 42. But then it’s pictures like these (Shah Rukh at Filmfare awards after party) that shatter the illusion, when you know that you’re looking at a guy who smokes too much, can’t button up his shirts and just walks around looking a bit out of it. Do you still want him girls? Do you?

Maybe he needs a haircut…and some extreme hypnotism to stop the smoking. I think SRK is the only Bollywood star who isn’t a little bit disgusted by his 60-a-day habit. And now we also understand why Shah Rukh doesn’t kiss anyone on screen. Who wants to be kissed by an ashtray? Not me, unless the ashtray was made out of pure platinum or something, in that case I’d sell it after I kissed it.

I hate Monday’s.

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Rakhi in Yash Raj

Posted by tigger in Rakhi Sawant, Rani Mukherji, Shahid Kapoor

Rakhi

I think it’s about time to lose all respect for Yash Raj films, when they can’t get any other actress besides Rakhi Sawant.

Though the reports are a bit confusing, since Yahs Raj reps claim this,

“Yes, Rakhi Sawant has been signed for YRF production in a Shahid Kapoor and Rani Mukherjee starrer film,”

And yet Rakhi has no idea about the offer,

“Who told you about this? I don’t want to comment on this.”

“It’s my dream to work with Yash Raj. I am dying to work with them and if I get an opportunity to work with them, it would be like a dream come true.”

That’s very strange, since I’d expect Rakhi to be shouting from the rooftops that she’s a serious actress and Yash Raj is finally seeing her potential. Could this be a very elaborate prank that will blow up in Rakhi’s face on the 1st April or has Yash Raj finally seen the light and see Rakhi as their new muse?

My vote is for April’s fool.

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Is it a hard choice for Deepika to choose a boyfriend?

Posted by tigger in Deepika Padukone, Ranbir Kapoor, Shah Rukh Khan

Nihar and Deepika

I would say No, since Ranbir Kapoor is better looking than her ex-wannabe-current-boyfriend Nihar Pandya. Though don’t think I’m shallow…personality and compatibility is much more important when it comes to romantic liaisons. Who cares if your boyfriend looks like a less-yellow Homer Simpson, as long as he has a good heart, a sweet personality and a generous soul. Do you think I’m keeping a straight face while writing this? Yes, I am!

It seems like Deepika Padukone prefers the company of Ranbir rather than ex-flame Nihar, even though they may be friends again.

At a recent ad shooting with Shah Rukh Khan and Ranbir, Nihar came to visit Deepika on set. The tension was obvious, with Deepika being very self-conscious as Nihar and Ranbir didn’t say a word to each other. As Nihar made a quick exit, Deepika reverted to her usual giggly self around Ranbir. Hmmm, not hard to guess who she prefers.

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Love = pain?

Posted by tigger in Amrita Arora

Amrita and Usman

Puhleez, you have to think there’s something wrong with scarring yourself for life, just so you can prove to your boyfriend/girlfriend how much you love them.

Seems like Saif may have started a little trend in Bollywood. The latest to jump on the bandwagon is Amrita Arora and cricketer boyfriend Usman Afzal. The English cricketer (probably because he’s not good enough to get on the Indian team) has recently tattooed the name of long time girfriend Amrita on his arm, along with the date that he met her.

That would be sweet, but you know that’s a little permanent reminder to him, so atleast he won’t forget that anniversary. Next, I think he should get her birthday tattooed somewhere else.

Though this tattoo took almost 3 hours to complete, Amrita was delighted when he showed it to her on Valentine’s day. The two have been in a long distance relationship for almost 3 years now and I guess that’s the main reason it’s still working. Absence makes the heart grow fonder…so you can even find the annoying habits such as nose-picking or toenail-biting attractive.

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Shah Rukh still a wanted man

Posted by tigger in Arshad Warsi, Diya Mirza, Hrithik Roshan, Juhi Chawla, Rajpal Yadav, Rakesh Roshan, Shah Rukh Khan

Not ‘wanted’ in a criminal sense, just wanted in a superstar turned Item Boy sense. Shah Rukh Khan will be seen sooner than we thought he would. Does anyone even know what his next movie is supposed to be? Oh well, we’ll be seeing him soon in Rakesh Roshan’s Krazzy 4 in an item song number.

Hrithik Roshan, though not acting in the movie will also dance to the same song, though only for promo’s. Shah Rukh’s song will actually appear in the movie.

The movie sounds cute however, being about 4 escapees from a mental hospital who go out to see the world for a day and in the end are left wondering who is really insane. A deep message? Maybe.

Big names in the movie include Arshad Warsi, Juhi Chawla, Diya Mirza and Rajpal Yadav. Oh yay, and I found the video for you guys. I think SRK might be making too big a deal out of this…song sucks and Shah Rukh looks like an idiot with his little ponytail. Very few guys can pull that look off and a 42-year-old father of two shouldn’t try it.

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Ayesha Takia is an alien

Posted by tigger in Ayesha Takia, Ritesh Deshmukh

Ayesha

Like seriously, this isn’t a joke. Ayesha Takia really is an alien…or at least, she will be when she acts in her new movie. Hah! Gotcha! I know you believed me…I just know you did? You didn’t? Aw man, I gotta work on my lying some more.

Milap Zaveri is making a film called Jaane Kahaan Se Aiyee Hai (Goodness knows where she came from) where Ayesha Takia will be playing a girl from Venus who comes to Earth to kill and incubate our bodies for nutrition. Wait, that’s some other story. She’s coming to find love. How incredibly original.

“I wanted to make a love story but with a different subject. There will be a lot of humour and emotions that the young generation will be able to relate to.”

Ayesha will be sporting a a futuristic look for the film. “She will definitely have a futuristic and funky look. Coming from Venus, she has special powers and we intend to add some special effects as well,”

Ayesha’s leading man will be Ritesh Deshmukh and yeah, wait until May for it to come out. Bet it’s crap though.

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Sameera Reddy doesn’t look anorexic

Posted by tigger in Sameera Reddy

Sameera Reddy

And that’s a good thing people!

Bollywood ideals of thinness are getting ridiculous, and it’s nice to see an actress who doesn’t look like a walking bag of bones. This is Sameera Reddy at the music launch of her new film One, Two, Three.

Good for you Sameera! Can you tell I’m lazy by my short, chirpy and not very informative posts?

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Unforgettable tour or Bachchan world trip?

Posted by tigger in Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Akshay Kumar, Amitabh Bachchan, Bipasha Basu, Hrithik Roshan, Jaya Bachchan, Lara Dutta, Ritesh Deshmukh

Unforgettable Bachchans

The next Unforgettable tour will involve Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Amitabh Bachchan and maybe Jaya Bachchan as well. Oh, and Bipasha Basu, Lara Dutta and Ritesh Deshmukh, but they’re not important. This is the latest in the publicity stunt that’s the Bachchan family.

This tour has been postponed since 2007, as it initially involved Hrithik Roshan and Akshay Kumar, but both pulled out due to other commitments.

The main question is, is this Ash’s way of bowing out of Bollywood for a while, like her mother-in-law before her, to raise a family? Doesn’t really make a lot of sense though, since Ash refuses to get fat, homely and knocked up.

Oh wait, maybe she can’t get pregnant. Nice juicy piece of gossip that would be. Ok guys, spread the news. Aishwarya Rai is barren.

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Preity looking a bit old

Posted by tigger in Gauri Khan, Preity Zinta, Shah Rukh Khan

Preity and Ness

At the recent Indian Premier League (IPL) auction in Mumbai, most stars, including Shah Rukh Khan and Gauri Khan, turned out to bid on their favourite cricket players. Others attending were actress Preity Zinta (who hasn’t been in the news for ages) and boyfriend Ness Wadia.

The two lovebirds spent a pretty 40 crore (400 million) rupees on players including Sri Lanka captain Mahela Jayawardene, Sri Lankan wicket-keeper Kumar Sangakkara, Australian fast bowler Brett Lee and India’s Irrfan Pathan for their Mohali team while Shah Rukh owns the Culcatta team.

Wow…maybe Preity should have spent that on more surgery? At 33, she’s looking older than her age. Gravity is cruel, hey?

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Faisal Khan…is up. He’s OK!

Posted by tigger in Aamir Khan

Aamir and Faisal

After the whole drama about the maybe-psychological disturbance of Faisal Khan, Aamir Khan’s younger brother and the bitter custody battle, it turns out that no one gets stuck with looking after him.

Faisal, who may be schizophrenic, has been cleared by a judge who ruled that Faisal was not a danger to himself or society and it was ruled that he could live by himself, without any grown-up supervision. It’s like a teenagers dream come true, except Faisal is in his late 30’s. But good for him!

Faisal does have to go for medical check-ups however and pay regular visits to a Mumbai hospital. But yay, he’s free! Kahani khatam, pesa hazam (stories over, money’s finished)…hmmm, is it just me or does that proverb not make much sense?

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