Salman and Kartrina

To point it out again, Salman Khan is getting quite old. He’s losing hair (which he fixed), he’s got bags under his eyes and his movies aren’t the hits they once were. Katrina Kaif on the other hand, is smart, very pretty and even her lack of fluent hindi isn’t stopping her from getting the roles. So is it a case of Beauty and the Beast?

Even though the couple have still not admitted that they’re a couple, we wonder how long they’re going to pretend. Until they get married or break-up? Katrina is still too young and pretty to get married, especially in Bollywood where marriage is such a career-killer. There must be advantages to dating Salman though, right?

1. He’ll yell at directors/make-up artists/your mother for you
2. If there’s any endangered species or hobos in the street you wanna get rid of, he’s the man for you
3. Ummm, yeah, I’m out of reasons. I guess if you’re into “Budda Babas” (old men) then Salman is also a pretty good choice

You know what Katrina needs? A really sweet Muslim guy who’s not Salman Khan…I know one!;-)