SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

The king and prince of Bollywood are at it again, with both pointing out that the other is a has-been. Amitabh Bachchan and Shah Rukh Khan have recently had many hyped-up rivalries, which seem to have started from SRK replacing “Big-B” as the host of “Kuan Banega Crorepati?” (Who wants to be a millionaire?). Shah Rukh says

“I am sexy, smart and young. That was his century; this is mine.”

Referring to the older Bachchan. You know what I think of all this? I think Shah Rukh is kinda sexy, really stupid and not very young…Amitabh returns by saying “Let’s see what happens to him after 35 years.” I know what’s going to happen to Shah Rukh…he’ll be old, fat and poor, no one will remember him. He’ll be divorcing his 4th wife about that time and he’ll be paying alimony through his ass…Hehehe, I’m just joking all you SRK fans. In 35 years, Shah Rukh will be dead…so will Amitabh.