Jhanvi

Yeah, no-one really cares about Mr and Mrs Abhishek anymore, now they’re old news. Aishwarya isn’t a glowing bride, she’s just someone’s wife. She’s gonna get fat soon and they’ll be living happily ever after. That’s how real fairytales turn out, promise.

But moving on, look at the beautiful lady that was willing to die for Abhishek…It’s like a real-life Romeo and Juliet…except Juliet just dies, because Romeo is out getting it on with her best friend. And in this version, Juliet’s father disowned her for being ugly…for being a psycho…for skipping out on her first marraige, yeah, that’s it. Doesn’t make her sound too bad.

Jhanvi Kapoor…aka Haya Rizvi (I wish my sources would get it right first time round, the I wouldn’t be reporting wrong names like Naina Rizvi to you guys) tried to slash her wrists outside the Bachchan’s home…it’s all just a big publicity stunt, her father says, and her mother is just encouraging her daughter’s psychosis and hoping to get her a career in Bollywood…I read somewhere that Haya was a dancer in the title song of Dus…go see if you can find a sobbing girl crouched in the corner muttering ti herself in that song…I’ve kinda missed it.