Yeah, yeah, the two fatties are married now, so I can write about them…seriously, every story out there in Bollywood world is about them, it’s like no-one has anything better to do. Except me, I have loads of things to do…like bake cookies, and volunteer, and save the world, I have an award ceremony later on this evening…aaah, the life of a superhero. And I do all that with perfect make-up and hair, that’s multi-tasking for you!

There’s a few stories connected to the grand wedding but the one I think is flippin’ funny is the one of Rajhastan shopkeeper (who apparently resembles Abhishek) played a prank and managed to almost get into Aishwarya’s high-security apartment. High security apartment my ass…It takes more than a look-a-like to get near me…you have to show your original ID, provide 2 passport-sized pictures and give a blood-sample…after they strip-search you. Yeah, I’m famous. Anyways, clever and alert nieghbours (a nice way of saying pesky and snooping) stopped the man before he could go in. So, Abhishek’s look-a-like is a shopkeeper…how appropriate, he can give Abhi pointers later on when his career fails.

Awww…why am I being so mean to the married couple? So let’s do this properly. I’m not so proud to present to you Mr and Mrs Abhishek Bachchan. Yeah, I think that was short and sweet. Go to SantaBanta to get the whole programme and what they were wearing and all that crap. I have to write my next post about the ‘Crazy Lover’.