The Catholic Secular forum has threatened to file a first information report against Bollywood actor Salman Khan for his decision to paint the famous ‘Last Supper’ scene for actress Amrita Arora.

Salman has recently taken a shine to painting, and decided to re-paint the famous Da Vinci painting, replacing the disciples with members of the Arora clan.

CSF General Secretary Joseph Dias said,

“If Khan does not offer an apology or deny the reports, we will register a case against him tomorrow,”

Pfft… I don’t know what these guys are worried about. Salman Khan sucks at all forms of art (including acting by the way). The painting will probably end up looking like a blob, surrounded by 12 other blobs.

Than Salman Khan will tear off his shirt, and proclaim himself the greatest painter since Van Gogh. Edvard Munch, you say? Who is Edvard Munch in front of the supreme talent that is Salman Khan?

Note: Actually, Salman Khan is pretty good at comedy… everything else still sucks.