SoggyCornflakes: EXCLUSIVE!!!

Author: The other guy  //  Category: Uncategorized
Thanks to one of the commenters (We love you all... even if you call us c****... And our readers... we like you too... you don't EVER call us c****), we have been given exclusive insight into a tale of two nobodies. The initial story was about director Talat Jani's 15 year old son running away with his girlfriend, with 1000 Rupees in his pocket and a head full of dreams (Mostly of nights of crazy passion), before coming back home after his money ran out. However, reader JK gives us a whole new twist to the story... an inside twist. Here are his comments. Censored, of course. We're a family blog. See the stars up there? Family blog. JK says,
Your such a stupid retard with absolutely no common sense, seems like your fathers c*** is stuck up ur brains.That 15 year old guy is my good friend, infact 1 of my best friends and hes 1 of the best persons ive known.And the police gave their own stories about him being inspired by dads film.All that news is lies, his dads film was in 2001, and now after 6 years he elopes, do you think any1 will take his dads films name ?forget that will any1 even take a films name, damn ! is he crazy..no…but the police and media are liars, u shud know how they make shit up and if u dont , then as i said above u dont have any common sense.and the relationship was accepted by his family and not the girls family.and no1 knows the real story, real reason why they ran away for if you knew you would shut that f***in a*****e mouth of yours.and their lives will not be a misery.because the guy is the boss of his school, and all students even from colleges fear to even look athim in school forget laughing, and so goes for his girlfriend.and if you knew even a bit about love, you would not put somebodys elses love down.and what do u know about love ? these 2 love each other that even if you had taken 100 lives with your wife, you wouldnt be able to love each other like these 2 do.hes my good friend, so im defending him in truth.while ur a f***** whos speakin s*** and making his own assumptions, so foolish are you that u think only from 1 side of ur brains.the media and the police are liars, if u still want to act like a stubborn stupid f***head, then wait till 1 day when u are caught behind with police, and see what comes in the media about you, and the floor beneath you will slip away.and then i do hope that a b****** like you, writes the same shit about you. and yeah ..let me tell you ..they had 18000 rs with them..not 1000 rs..they are not fools to run aawy with 1000 rs…and police didnt catch them..nor could place trace them…it was only because his family saw him miraculously, in townside when the 2 had gone for an outing for a while.and they were abotu to get out of the city that day , but miraculously his family saw them. dumbf*** - “Wow, Talat Jani must be a flippin’ useless director if his son is willing to run away from his dad” does that make any fuckin sense ? you got brains of a donkey…. but if you were his dad, i bet he would have broken your head and thrown you off the window and then run away. get a life motherf***er, before talking about another persons life.u dumb**** u wont even get a girlfriend, even if u do u wont have real love, and ur partner will double time you.because you f***** like you cannot get anything true and good, because u urself are a fakeass b****, who speaks out of his ass.
As we can all read (If we have the time), JK is eloquently defending his friend. I have to admit, I'm terribly dissappointed in the Police and media... I mean making up lies about somebody that no-one has ever heard of? Poor form. I know that if they lie (About a 15 year old that no-one's heard of) they'll get a billion more readers and people in Africa who don't have food will sell their children to get a copy of their newspaper... but what about ethics man? Also the fact that he had 18000 Rupees instead of 1000, changes everything! I mean... I considered giving up blogging after hearing this news... my faith was shaken to the core. Because with 18000 Rupees... he could've survived for like a month before having to grovel back to his family. I salute you Talat Jani's son (Whatever your name is)! Anyway... Thanks for your comments JK! You gave SoggyCornflakes our first Exclusive!!! Note: Please stop telling Tigger that she won't get a girlfriend. It just makes her happy. Another Note: Please comment guys! If you don't want to give your name and details than just enter a comment and click post and it will post as anonymous.
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