But still, all the signs are pointing at a Kareena-Shahid break-up. So how should I celebrate? Eat lots of chocolate? Drink until I have the guts to stalk Shahid or have a big ‘I love Shahid and hate Kareena’ party?

While Shahid Kapoor is God knows where, Kareena Kapoor is having a good time with Saif Ali Khan (the new Bollywood playa). The two were recently spotted out with friends, though they were mostly involved in themselves, with Saif being very affectionate, hugging and complimenting Kareena (complimenting her on what? Another flop film? Yeah yeah, I haven’t seen Jab We Met yet {hey, that rhymes!} but I’m assuming it’s gonna suck).

By the way, so sorry that you haven’t been getting updates for the last two days. Our ISP is so screwing around and we are not amused! So until then, you will have to do with the occasional updates until they sort their act out or we blow the up. I know blowing them up wouldn’t get our ADSL back, but there’ll be a big explosion. BOOM!