Shilpa

No, nothing perverted like that you gutter-dwellers! Shilpa Shetty’s new musical Miss Bollywood is a sensation! A sensational flop that is. But obviously, no blame rests on her. People just like insulting her, Hollywood actors just throw themselves on her cheeks and airlines just have to lose vital pieces of luggage for her show. Shilpa is always the victim…never forget that…let it be the mantra of your life.

The shows schedule was a disaster really:
-29 September: Show delayed because of lost luggage and cut to an hour after technical glitches.
-1 October: Show canceled.
-2 October: Show canceled.
-3 October: The show must go on.
-4 October: The show can only go on by giving away free tickets to achieve a full house.

While the show will go on as Shilpa tours Europe, the management better get it’s act together or Shilpa is gonna cry…and maybe sue.