Shetty

It seems like the only person in the news regularly is Shilpa Shetty and I have to write about her…again -long suffering sigh-. So here goes, if I fall asleep while doing so…well, I guess you won’t be reading this if I did.

Shilpa Shetty has openly admitted that she’s had a nose job, after suffering from being an ugly duckling at school; she changed her nose at the start of her career, before she became famous.

Asjad Nazir, who spoke in her documentary The Real Shilpa Shetty said “ Shilpa realised she had to go away and work on her look because she didn’t look great in the film.” referring to her 1993 movie Baazigar. “So the first thing she had was a nose job and then after the nose job she started getting a lot of grooming, right from her dodgy haircut to physically getting into shape.”

I never realised, me and Shilpa have so much in common! True, I’m not disgustingly rich and I never got a nose job, but I did have lots of plastic surgery…I wanted to look like Barbie, but I wanted it to be done cheaply…though I guess the monkey in the alleyway with the scalpel wasn’t the best idea.