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Big Brother star, Shilpa Shetty, is set to star in Hanuman, in the role of Sita. A damsel-in-distress who is taken hostage by a demon king triggering a chain of events that lead to a gory battle.

Keanu Reeves has reportedly been approached for the film.

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This movie sounds suspiciously like another movie I saw. I think it was called The Lord of the Rings, maybe you’ve heard of it? In it a wizard known as Gandalf (Played by Ian McKellen) is taken hostage, by an (apparently homophobic) wizard known as Saruman who holds him hostage which triggers a chain of events that leads to a gruesome battle.

Ohmigod! COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!

… or not. Whatever.