Shilpa Namaste

I’m not sure how much Shilpa Shetty has studied, but if anyone argues, now she can always flash her new doctorate degree at them. Like an FBI agent. Shilpa Shetty, pointless doctorate holder.

Leeds Metropolitan University is presenting Shilpa with an honorary doctorate degree for…well, I’m not sure. Being called a ‘Paki’? Then why the hell am I studying? Someone, please racially abuse me so I can become a doctor (that’s what that degree does, right?). My dad would be so pleased.

Shilpa is the youngest Bollywood actress to receive that honour, after stars like Yash Chopra, Amitabh Bachchan and Shabani Azmi.