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My least favourite Khan, Shah Rukh now makes more money from being the ambassador of ICICI, a top Indian bank. ICICI wants to target Indians living in Britain with their advertisements featuring King Khan. His brilliant ad offers 5.65% interest on deposits of more than a pound…wow, that’s real value right there, boys and girls!

Sonjay Chatterjee says “He is our brand ambassador and his name is easily recognisable to anyone of South Asian origin, he is also very popular.”

Wow, SRK really is so popular, if I ever see the ad, I’m sure I’ll have an uncontrollable urge to go burn down my latest ICICI branch…wait, you mean that’s not the point? I’m supposed to give the bank money? Why the hell would I do that? I don’t have money anyways…