SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

See, my Hindi isn't that bad. Actor Sanjay Dutt is going to jail (maybe he's already gone) and this isn't any Paris Hilton overnighter either. The star was sentenced to 6 years by the courts for receiving weapons...six years for a rifle and a pistol? Damn, at least it should have been an AK-47 and a nuclear bomb.

"It was an eminently dangerous act," judge Pramod Kode said. "With the punishment of a minimum of five years and maximum of 10 years it can in no way be a minor offence or of a less grave nature."

Sanjay almost started crying when the verdict was handed down and asked permission to call his daughter...possibly asking for cigarettes...because you know, he's gonna want some bargaining chip when he goes back to jail. Everyone needs protection. Nah, that's mean of me. Sanjay is like my dad's age...except my dad doesn't specialize is gangster roles. I think he rather enjoys cutting people up instead. Oh well Sanja, see you in 6 years...maybe 4 if you're good. DOn't worry, jail isn't that bad. Just keep your back against the wall at all times!