(For a little while at least)

Sanjay Dutt, has been granted bail by the Indian Supreme Court after he had been sentenced to six years in jail for receiving guns from gangsters involved in the country’s worst bombings.

Dutt’s lawyers say the actor will be released tomorrow (Tuesday) saying,

“There is a lot of paperwork involved. He is expected to be released tomorrow,”

Dutt’s lawyers are now apparently seeking punishment for Dutt rather than jail time. While in jail, Dutt was understood to have undertaken carpentry as prison labour and was paid about half a dollar a day. He ate the frugal jail meals and shared a toilet.

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You see! Indians know what jail is all about! Not the schmoopsie crap that Paris Hilton had.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Dutt isn’t a virgin anymore… You know what I mean! He has a kid, so unless she’s Jesus reborn… Dutt’s not a virgin. Did I mention I have a really short concentration span?

Wait… what did you think I meant?