sanjay going back to jail

C’mon Sanjay fans, I hope you are all weeping into your keyboards. Yes, I’m cruel. I laugh at old men who’ll be spending the next 6 years in jail. But this is a learning experience…Sanjay learned not to deal with arms anymore. A harsh lesson, but hey, Kudos to the Indian government for actually punishing him for breaking the law, because all other stars usually get away with it.

Sanjay Dutt has been avoiding jail for a while, because he hasn’t seen the copy of the judgement against him, just a little technicality that has kept him out of jail since August, but now that he’s seen it, he’s probably going back to jail today. That really is sad, but couldn’t he just squeeze his eyes shut and refuse to look?

Oh well, poor guy, he’ll get a lot of time to read that judgement (4340 pages) in jail. Why would anyone write such a long judgement? That’s more than all the Harry Potter books combined! Oh well, be good Sanjay and maybe they’ll let you out soon.