Salman

It’s my great honour to tell you all about a hilarious sounding incident. Salman Khan (India’s favourite not-so-much-a-heartthrob) was meant to open a shoe outlet in a Sharjah mall, but had to leave after shoe-hungry fans pushed him out of the way to get at the shoes. Seriously, that’s what happened…they started crowding in the mall at 4 am just so they could get the best shoes. I love shoes as much as the next gal, but wow, they’re just shoes…I’m sure the crowding and almost-stampede had nothing to do with Salman. I mean, who wants to see an aging Indian guy with a dubious hairline? I see those guys selling fake DVDs all the time in our Indian district.